Bathroom covered it blood, how to clean it quickly? (Brahs who get blood everywhere GTFIH)

[Green Poncho]

Blood everywhere, how do I properly clean floor mats and towels? Also, would draino clear out the chunky shit in the tub? Don't know if that shit will clog so might as well make sure.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

lol

 

[Ceez]

 

[Green Poncho]

Plz help, I rinsed the towels in the shower and tried to use Lysol wipes on everything but I have no idea what I'm doing

 

[ralphc1]

Blood everywhere, how do I properly clean floor mats and towels? Also, would draino clear out the chunky shit in the tub? Don't know if that shit will clog so might as well make sure.

Flush the chunky shit down the toilet. Use orange juice to clean up the blood. Also piss on the floor to obscure the DNA.

 

[Ceez]

Flush the chunky shit down the toilet. Use orange juice to clean up the blood. Also piss on the floor to obscure the DNA.

 

[j123]

Use your pad next time TS

 

[Ceez]

Im fucking dying @ralphc1

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[michal001]

Sounds like you have dinner already. Lick it clean.

 

[Green Poncho]

Flush the chunky shit down the toilet. Use orange juice to clean up the blood. Also piss on the floor to obscure the DNA.

The piss is gonna great a bunch of other problems though when the guests get here though, only one bathroom

 

[koolinkunming]

Ok, who did you kill?

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Blood everywhere, how do I properly clean

 

[Green Poncho]

I tried that, way to much blood.

 

[Ceez]

Why is there blood everywhere, did you have a miscarriage?

 

[DoCtOrWhO]

Put the carcass in an oil drum and fill it with lye and laundry detergent. Seal it. After a couple of months bury it.

 

[Green Poncho]

This wasn't supposed to happen. I don't understand.

 

[Zer]

Don't want to overwhelm you or anything, but you should probably make sure your lawyer's Jewish as well

 

[cobrinski]

Call 911,guys are great.Ask them what to do!They are here for you 24/7!
I don't know about weekends,they probably work weekends too!

 

[Yunes]

Blood everywhere, how do I properly clean floor mats and towels? Also, would draino clear out the chunky shit in the tub? Don't know if that shit will clog so might as well make sure.

You know, a little fore thought goes miles. Clean it as it comes, its easier to clean when its fresh.

 

[44nutman]

Do you own any pigs or have access to a couple of hungry pigs?