Anderson Silva responds to gay rumors (GIVES THE GOAT ANSWER)

[surgeyou1]

Anderson transcends human concepts of sexuality

 

[SoSoSmart]

Just imagine you were feeling like a badass one day or having a bad day. Some tall, lanky, brown skinned guy with wacky glasses bumps into you on the street. He tries to apologize in his flinty, docile vocal tone, but you're feeling like a badass today, so you talk a little shit, assuming he's gay and a pushover. He again tries to apologize - says he doesn't want any trouble but you stare him down. He attempts to walk away seeing that you're not going to acknowledge his apology attempts. You're a badass today so as he turns his back, you grab the collar of his black and yellow track suit jacket....


































































... you wake up in the hospital 3 weeks later...

 

[Slapchoppin]

sounds gay to me

 

[theycallmeskidmarks]

*Read in Cuban accent for maximum effect*


"I want to say something. I try in English. So sorry if the people don't understand me but I try. Hey! Hey U.S.A., hey Miami! Hey Florida! Listen people, listen, listen! Listen! What happened to you, Anderson Silva? What happened to you? What's going on? Go for Jesus! No forget Jesus people!"

 

[ramair455]

Don't have to look gay to be gay. I know a gay guy who's married with 3 kids and looks like a hard Texas Ranger. Mexican version of Chuck Norris.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

Whoever said the GOAT was gay should have to fight him in the Matrix.

 

[That209]

I feel his pain. I get tagged with the gay rumors and I have no idea why.

It might be because you're down with the dick, miss. I'm not surprised. Ya f'n butterfly.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Holy shit what year are we in

 

[Captain Herb]

Don't have to look gay to be gay. I know a gay guy who's married with 3 kids and looks like a hard Texas Ranger. Mexican version of Chuck Norris.

Not going to ask how you found out.

 

[ithinktheymad]

Obviously all about the cock, not the pussy.

 

[beef-fire]

doesn't he have like 15 kids?

 

[Ibm]

He is a pure example of a metro. Seems gay but is totally straight. Some are actually homophobes. To me he always came across as the guy who has feminin traits but is far from gay to the point he is a homophobe.

 

[maxi diablo]

Maybe he likes to double dip. Its fine.

 

[ramair455]

Not going to ask how you found out.

I'll tell you. I dated his daughter for a few years.

 

[Naj85]

When Anderson Silva finds out that he is actually gay

(I have nothing against gay people, it's just a joke)

 

[Pied Piper]

Why is OP looking up Anderson Silva gay rumors from 2014?

 

[Cylence]

I didn't want to be the one to post this, but you all leave me no other choice...

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

I feel his pain. I get tagged with the gay rumors and I have no idea why.

Those girls in your av... are they natural women? Level with me here, brah.

 

[TRYHARD 2001]

I had a friend who trained with him at X Gym back in the day and said he house had a revolving door for pussy. Ugly, hot, fat, whatever he fucked a zillion bitches.

But how many dudes was he bangin'?

 

[qw3rty]

I feel his pain. I get tagged with the gay rumors and I have no idea why.

To be fair not every heterosexual guy have a shemale's fan club

Edit: You're still my boy