You're a Mutant! And you've just been recruited to Xavier's school for gifted children..

[WorldofWarcraft]

You just found out you're a mutant. Word got around and now Professor X has sent a team of recruiters to your home. They want you to come with them to the mutant school in New York.

Would you go or would you just go your own way and deal with it yourself?

Your mutant power is that on Tuesdays, between 5pm and 7:30pm, you get 9% discount at Smiths grocery store. If you don't have a Smiths grocery store in your town, then what the fuck are you waiting for? Get your ass moving to a town with one! Also, the discount does not stack with coupons, and items that are on sale. And overall savings cannot go more than $25 a week.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Is there a Smith's near the Xavier school?

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

Is there a Smith's near the Xavier school?

yea, 4 blocks away from the school

 

[BisexualMMA]

yea, 4 blocks away from the school

In that case, I'd poison myself. Fuck the police.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I'll use my superpower to KILL Professor X and take his spot.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

yea, 4 blocks away from the school

There is no Smith's in Westchester County.

 

[sub_thug]

Can I be the guy that does the grocery shopping for the academy? I may not have much money, but I have a very special skill...

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i didnt get to pick a number 1-9 before entering this thread to see what superpower i got, no fair/.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Can I be the guy that does the grocery shopping for the academy? I may not have much money, but I have a very special skill...

Magneto is looking for people, try there.

 

[Prime Ang]

What?

 

[MadSquabbles500]

I only go if I have ability to control the minds of others. Then I have a sex orgy with all the hot female students and teachers.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

There is no Smith's in Westchester County.

Yeh I agree.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

I only go if I have ability to control the minds of others. Then I have a sex orgy with all the hot female students and teachers.

Would you settle for 20% of Smith's Signature Select products?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I only go if I have ability to control the minds of others. Then I have a sex orgy with all the hot female students and teachers.

And Cyclops!

 

[Last Samurai]

I am not impressed with my powers

 

[streets ahead]

Are the girls all impossibly attractive like in the comics? Or are they disappointingly realistic like in the movies?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Fucking lame thread, so much potential lost.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

Are the girls all impossibly attractive like in the comics? Or are they disappointingly realistic like in the movies?

We're talking comic book level hotness here.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Yes. I'm a sucker for free rent, free food & girls in spandex 24/7.

 

[The Clinch]

I'd eat every fucking chicken in that place.