Your very own cult

[Aegon Spengler]

If you were going to start your own cult, and let’s say it will automatically start successfully with a thousand members and lots of money, what would you base your cult around? (Other than sex)

You can of course be a perverted cult leader if you’re into that but the cult has to be about something else. Like it could be the cult of clippy. Or a cult of ghosts or a particular view of Jesus or worship of some new god of mercy. Or Star Wars. Or Lord of the Rings. Whatever.

My cult would be a cult of the T-Rex. We would collect their holy fossil bones and denounce museums as heathenistic. Would be a lot of fun.

 

[JAEGERX]

i always liked the cult of Sigmar from Warhammer, maybe i could change the name for legal reasons, like to the cult of Ragnar or something, but its the best religion imo

This is why i like it, its a cult that at the same time its all call to action, do the deed and dont just talk shit

the Cult of Sigmar demands that its followers fight all forms of evil in the world with the strength of their arms as well as their faith, with many of its priests accompanying the Empire's armies when they march off to war, following and honoring that creed

 

[Clear Winner]

I read the OP thoroughly and I'm still going to have to go with sex cult.

 

[Clippy]

Cult Clippy .. er, I mean Resort Clippy - assemble!!

@22k @Ceez @Medulla Omoplata @the answer @paperclip101 @Grrrr @ralphc1 @Curmudgeon @Piece of Sheet @k1ngjester @RandyTrevor @TheWorm @Rittsy @cigano @latoya johnson @Shamrocker @TheRuthlessOne @M3t4tr0n @Drenalin @315MMAFighter @scorpipede @irish_thug @Anung Un Rama @HulkonViagra @KBE6EKCTAH_CCP @MixMartialFarts @Which Doctor @choke you @Dana_is_your_GOD @Aegon Spengler

 

[sissypunch]

it's weird but I can't think of anything non-sex related that's worth starting a cult for

 

[bref]

A cult of the sun. I swindle my members out of all their earnings so we can build a rocketship that will fly us into the sun, the one true god (aside from me), to achieve 'eternal bliss'. Of course, I pocket all the cash. Oh, and everyone has to get these stupid sun tramp stamps for some reason.

 

[Kardashians]

I’d want a cult based around doing good tbh. Hmm, idk, maybe crazy vegan people that foster animals and run animal rescues or something idk.

Maybe I make all my cult members homeless ppl so they can have homes but we all live on farms. Filled with rescued animals lol (that we don’t kill DUH).

And we all eat a lot of poutine and worship the potats god.

 

[is normal]

Apocalyptic sex cult. Survivalist camp, members keep straight jobs for financing us until the shit hits the fan. Then we have a big piece of land with cabins and a big fence and a moat and a minefield, and the outside woods are patrolled by many bears and imported lions/tigers

 

[Johnson]

The only possible answers are sex cult or doomsday cult, or a combination of both. Name me one cult that isn’t one of those two.

 

[Treeloy]

I would start a new society in which we all work together for our goals like ants.

Eliminate money

Perks are based on your work in the community

Those who leech off the system without helping are deported

 

[MaxMMA]

I would base my cult off of God's plan for a new breed of rightoeus subjects which he told me about when I wandered off to the woods seeking a vision(aka i went fishing.)

The seed of said new master race will obviously only be carried by me as the prophet and can only be passed from me to the children of the women God(me) deems fit for procreation with the almighty prophet.

So I guess what I'm saying is my cult would be based on sex.

 

[10000 Days]

For some reason, I read it as "your very own clit"

 

[FacePunch]

Cthulhu, obviously.

 

[Turtlejuice]

2 words

7

Minute

Abs.

 

[Spoken]

Getting movies on Blu Ray before they came out in theaters.

 

[plataoplombo]

A better question would be, how do you start one.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.
You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

 

[Clippy]

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.
You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Oh Creed

 

[Thrawn33]

Rookies.

 

[VivaRevolution]

A cult that believe it should be law, that if you can kill a banker and eat his heart before the cops arrive, you gain his wealth, and it is legal.

The cult of reverse hunger games.