Your UFC routine?

[andmcq]

My UFC routine (for PPV) stages:

A week out - "I'm not paying for this garbage"
An hour out - "I'm not paying for this garbage"
10 mins before PPV - "How/where do I pay for this garbage?"
During PPV - "Drink a lot"
Main Event - "Asleep"
The next morning - "What a waste of fucking money"
The next week - "I'm not paying for this garbage"
repeat

 

[Gamer2k4]

Use a red hot UFC™ poker to brand myself before every fight then cool off in a bath of Xyience.

Wow, Xyience? Do you buy some products from Condom Depot and Dynamic Fastener too?

 

[Coolkid666]

Watch reddit streams while drinking coffee with my hand down my pants like Al bundy

 

[lweiberg]

Wow, Xyience? Do you buy some products from Condom Depot and Dynamic Fastener too?

Don't forget this one.

 

[knock_you_out]

Watch the fights. Talk shit on sherdog, in between fights.