Your UFC routine?

Being a UK guy I have two generic things that happen

USA card (9/10 times)

I get up at 5:30 am on a Sunday and watch it on delay, phone off because I’ve got some mates who are dicks
I usually work Sunday’s and leave the house at 7:30, so I’m tanking coffee and praying I don’t wake the kids up
Whilst stressing if I’ve got enough time to watch the prelims incase the main card goes long and ALWAYS winding on the Russians and women because they guarantee boring decisions
It’s a shit situation
And I’ll be doing it tomorrow

If it’s a UK or Euro card we are fucking talking
Pizza on standby and live bets galore
I’ve had some beauty’s over the years most recently betting on Masvidal over Till at the end of round 1 because I knew he was going to catch him
 
DarkneT said:
Being a UK guy I have two generic things that happen

USA card (9/10 times)

I get up at 5:30 am on a Sunday and watch it on delay, phone off because I’ve got some mates who are dicks
I usually work Sunday’s and leave the house at 7:30, so I’m tanking coffee and praying I don’t wake the kids up
Whilst stressing if I’ve got enough time to watch the prelims incase the main card goes long and ALWAYS winding on the Russians and women because they guarantee boring decisions
It’s a shit situation
And I’ll be doing it tomorrow

If it’s a UK or Euro card we are fucking talking
Pizza on standby and live bets galore
I’ve had some beauty’s over the years most recently betting on Masvidal over Till at the end of round 1 because I knew he was going to catch him
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No tea and crumpets? 1/10 would not bang.
 
Ingjr said:
Well since we are all being completely honest. Sativa, filet mignon, baked tater (w/sour creme), oxycodone (save a couple through the week so I have extras on the weekends) and maybe a Red Bull. Also, the season for outdoor MX starts at 4pm est. on Mav tv for the first two hours followed by 2hr. on NBCSN. MX is a lot like MMA as they're trying to make it hard to watch by putting it on multiple channels and also pay to watch online. Looks like this is the future of niche sports.
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I want to be honest to first i shoot up
then I pill up then I smoke upup then I drink up
Then I die
Game set match<Moves>
 
I do a 100 of blow, drink two bottles of wine and end up shadow boxing and drunk texting people. Then have to rewatch the fights the next day.
 
For normal starting times...

Get up. Have a beer. Fuck around on here for a while. Go out to do my errands. If I have lots of weed, I don’t have to go to the weed store. But I go to the liquor store to get my booze. I usually pick up take out food for the fights. Usually KFC, but it could be a cpl different things. Sometimes I order in.

Then I come home, and start to drink and smoke in earnest while fucking around on here. Make sure my Tapology, and bets are all in order. Then just wait for the fights.

Edit. And I am back from the weed store, the liquor store, and KFC.

Let’s go.
 
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LOL, stay up till 4 a.m. and fall asleep for the main event. Wake up after it is all over and search the web for the fight... Sad.
 
The normalization of casually taking prescription meds for fun, is mildly upsetting to me.
 
ApplesVild said:
Every event I do the same thing...

I make fight night my cheat meal, plus some snacks. I take 30mg of valium.. Maybe a few more, smoke some indica and then sit back, relax and make some terrible live betting choices.

How about you?
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Dark liquor
High-grade weed
Casino Black and Milds
Unsalted Cashews
Sometimes pizza
 
I don't have an exact set routine for each & every fight night. It varies.
But today looks like this:
It's time for my biweekly TRT shot so I'll have my fiance shoot me up at around one o'clock. Then I'll make a pot of coffee, take my daily Adderall, chew on a couple of Vicodin because my spondylitis is acting up today & then I'll settle in to watch the Joe Joyce heavyweight fight on ESPN + before switching things over to DAZN to catch the Josh Taylor 140 lb title fight.
After which it'll be time for the UFC prelims & the main card on ESPN +. Which, should be over in plenty of time for me to switch over to Showtime for the Wilder-Breazeale heavyweight title bout.
Then, at the conclusion of that, I should be ready for plenty of shut-eye.
 
ApplesVild said:
Every event I do the same thing...

I make fight night my cheat meal, plus some snacks. I take 30mg of valium.. Maybe a few more, smoke some indica and then sit back, relax and make some terrible live betting choices.

How about you?
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I parlay some fights, maybe pop out a draftkings card or two, either cook some food or get some food, pack up the bong or the vape, and puff away while enjoying the fights and spitting comedy gold to my sherbrethren.

During slow fights and breaks, I alternate between hate'n and bate'n.
 
Turn the TV, watch the card, eat something, post in the pbp thread and go to sleep when the event is over
 
John makfresshi said:
My wife usually makes a nice dinner and bakes some desserts and shit while I watch the prelims. She sits with me through the main card and gives her input on who I should bet on completely based on random nonsense. I'm doing the sober thing now, but it used to be lots of weed and opioids. Now I might have a few weak ass gin and tonics If i feel the need for something to relax, but no more opium or pain killers. Was at around 240mg of oxycodone a day or 120mg oxymorphone at the end. Then strictly using opium and sniffing heroin to afford it easier. Go big or go home pussies
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Pull yo shit together homie, good lawd.

Good luck on your quest!
 
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