Your UFC routine?

Sadly I've gone all mainstream now. Use to watch them all. Now just one or two a year. Just wait for the absolutely stack cards. But with that said I do have all my buddies come over load up the coffee table with appy's when we do watch. Pretty much if it can be deep fried its on my coffee table. We even haul in my benches from around my fire pit into the house to make more seating. Load up coolers with ice for the beer so we don't even have to get up except to piss. Good times.

Its was way better when there were only a handful of fights a year. More anticipation. Not so much anymore.
 
Grill a bunch of food, drink with friends and family while the prelims and ppv start... then usually everyone is gassed up for the last couple big fights and it's making bets and yelling at the TV. Doesn't happen as much any more... with the shitty cards.
 
I normally go with this for food.

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So you have a sausage party?
 
I usually lift at some point in the day but that's not UFC related, I just do it.. Legs today
 
I smoke shitloads of weed while drinking shitloads of beer and eating shitloads of food.
Usually also battling to stay conscious because main-cards start at 4AM.
 
I smoke shitloads of weed while drinking shitloads of beer and eating shitloads of food.
Usually also battling to stay conscious because main-cards start at 4AM.

That's some solid commitment. I can't make it past ~10.
 
250mg of Test E, 40mg Tbol and some strong beers, usually Norrlands Guld.

Then i´m fuckin ready!
 
Used to get a couple beers, some sushi or pizza and lots of weed before every card. Just recently quit smoking weed after 12 years though. Still treat myself to some nice food and beer and have a good book to read in between fights (lol I know)
 
Well since we are all being completely honest. Sativa, filet mignon, baked tater (w/sour creme), oxycodone (save a couple through the week so I have extras on the weekends) and maybe a Red Bull. Also, the season for outdoor MX starts at 4pm est. on Mav tv for the first two hours followed by 2hr. on NBCSN. MX is a lot like MMA as they're trying to make it hard to watch by putting it on multiple channels and also pay to watch online. Looks like this is the future of niche sports.
 
My wife usually makes a nice dinner and bakes some desserts and shit while I watch the prelims. She sits with me through the main card and gives her input on who I should bet on completely based on random nonsense. I'm doing the sober thing now, but it used to be lots of weed and opioids. Now I might have a few weak ass gin and tonics If i feel the need for something to relax, but no more opium or pain killers. Was at around 240mg of oxycodone a day or 120mg oxymorphone at the end. Then strictly using opium and sniffing heroin to afford it easier. Go big or go home pussies
 
buy some weed, and that's it lately, if is a really sick card I might get some pizza and beer / rum if no one is doing a viewing party.
 
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