Your Personal MMA Catchprases

[fbgn]

I was thinking about common MMA-isms and their associations with fighters. Like you could say "He got Fedor'd" and people would understand someone got obliterated in some fashion. Such phrases apply outside MMA as well.

But what are your/your friends personal phrases?

I'll start with one: "My goodness." A friend had hyped up Alistair Overeem and such to his friends, only for Overeem to get KO'd by a guy whose skills would fall short of being called K1-level. His mum had seen the event and just said "My goodness." Well, it caught on and now whenever someone gets KO'd at an event, like Mir with Hunt, we text/say "My goodness."

Got any?

 

[Swoliosis]

His precision is...precise

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

When I see a attractive female I very often say "would burgle"

 

[MC Paul Barman]

Yup, "mma? don't watch that shit anymo..."

 

[tehend]

Fuck yeah motherfucker!!

Exclusively uses every time a punch lands. It's like my calling card.

 

[fbgn]

these all sound so original

 

[Prime Yossarian]

Whenever I go to events I scream "heeeeeeeyyy" after every punch lands.

Im at every event.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

I just take a shot every time I hear "HE'S HURT!!!" or "THAT HURT HIM!!!"

Not relevant to the thread but I do it.

 

[DaDamn]

will have one after i watch the next event with my mum.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

MMA? In the Mayberry? Say what??

 

[Yabuki]

Does the "Uh vai morrer" count ? because is hilarious when the whole arena is chanting that and our boy gets KTFO'd.

 

[TardStrong]

When watching women's fights: "That dyke can punch!!"

North South position is a "Chode lock"

"He never been knockem out" when reffering to a good chin fighter

When a fighter is gassing I yell to the other fihgter "Get in close and breathe up all his oxygen"!

MMA is paper, rock, scissors styles beat style

 

[Zer]

Try and slip 'Fedor GOAT' into every conversation

 

[JosephDredd]

I was thinking about common MMA-isms and their associations with fighters. Like you could say "He got Fedor'd" and people would understand someone got obliterated in some fashion. Such phrases apply outside MMA as well.

But what are your/your friends personal phrases?

I'll start with one: "My goodness." A friend had hyped up Alistair Overeem and such to his friends, only for Overeem to get KO'd by a guy whose skills would fall short of being called K1-level. His mum had seen the event and just said "My goodness." Well, it caught on and now whenever someone gets KO'd at an event, like Mir with Hunt, we text/say "My goodness."

Got any?

"He's dangerous because he comes at you with a constant erection." Said about Tito when he fought Frank Shamrock. Announcer probably meant to say "constant direction".

I bust this phrase out EVERYWHERE.

 

[SimplyStupid]

Whenever I get asked about sex, I always say my favorite position is "lay n pray". It's childish, and no one ever gets the reference.... But I enjoy it

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

Usually something about the diamond tie cup when someone gets hit on the dick. It serves as a pre-emptive strike for the inevitable 5 minute Rogan rant on the subject

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I say people got Werdum'd when they get sonned.

 

[MC Paul Barman]

I say people got Werdum'd when they get sonned.

I'm going to start "you just got Rudyard'd!!!" when someone hard-ass walks into a front kick.

 

[HARRISON_3]

"Athletic and explosive" found its way into my vernacular.

 

[Saren]

Your friends sound super cool and edgy. Tell me, are they all cross dressers like you?

What a rad bunch