Your mama!!!

[Joe_Armstrong]

Ya mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

 

[zapataxiv]

yo mama so intelligent she was successful in after traditionally dominated by men and overcome gender embalance in pay to command a large salary

yo mama so for giving when she argue with your dad she only brings up grievences related to the fight and has forgiven him for past mistakes and arguments

 

[I Am Legion]

Your Redneck West Viriginia Mama is an incredible woman that wears so many hats. Mother, Sister, Wife......and that is all just to you.

 

[emefer]

Your mama so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.