Went to a friend's wedding a few years back. Several months before the wedding the future bride warned me to stay away from her niece, who was an 18 year old model. (I will call the model Hayden because she looked like Hayden Panettiere). The bride informs me that she has my hookup already planned. That seemed ominous and weird to me but I guess I have a reputation. I may or may not have joked that I would be interested in meeting her niece.
So months later, the wedding is a weekend event on a remote island. Eventually I meet Hayden and at this point have no recollection of the previous warning to stay away from her. She's a charming young woman. Certainly hot, but also a very interesting person. She had been accepted to a good university and was telling me about her life plans. So we chat for a bit. I'm not actually into younger women (no, I'm not joking) but I enjoy her company so we hang out for a while.
Later on in the evening Hayden tells her mom, (who was also incredibly stunning and actually my type and more age appropriate) that she should stop smoking because it upset her. So I agree that her mom should stop smoking.
And at that point Hayden's dad, who I had barely noticed until this point went full on nuts. We are all just chilling on a patio by the beach and all of the sudden this dudes yelling "Fuck you. Fuck you. Don't you dare fucking tell my wife what to do." And he starts lunging at me. People had to jump in and hold him back. And so that ended the evening and we all went back to our cabins.
The next morning, the wedding day, I get a visit from the bride. She tells me that her brother is in an absolute rage that I was "hitting on" his 18 year old daughter. So that was pretty much the worst feeling ever. I was now a part of an imagined drama that was distracting a bride from her wedding day. But at least now I understood why he went mental. So I let her know that it was all in her brothers head. I was not hitting on Hayden, had done nothing wrong, but I promised to completely avoid her to avoid any possible confusion. The rest of the weekend went smoothly.
If you got this far into the story here is a reward: The photographer from the wedding was absolutely stunning. Jaw droppingly beautiful. Even hotter than she looks here. She later on was a top 10 finalist in Maxims Hometown Hotties.
