You have 12 months to train for a UFC fight

[BOSS]

You never trained in your life before . Your opponent is also 0-0 and you know nothing about him.How do you break down the training?

(we're talking about the 3 main facets of mma. Wrestling/striking/grappling)

For example:
8 months wrestling
2 months striking
2 months grappling

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I'm just gonna tap out in the first so training will mostly consist of beer and video games.

 

[AimedWithV]

You never trained in your life before . Your opponent is also 0-0 and you know nothing about him.How do you break down the training?

(we're talking about the 3 main facets of mma. Wrestling/striking/grappling)

For example:
8 months wrestling
2 months striking
2 months grappling

I'll listen to the coach.
/thread

 

[DS66]

12 months wrestling

Try and hump my way to victory

 

[Mob69]

Buy a shotgun and blast that MFer.

 

[Sansnom]

I'd ask CM Punk's coach.

 

[BOSS]

I'll listen to the coach.
/thread

no no no... you have to call the schedule . no help there

 

[Workaholic]

12 months of straight shit talking to make as much money as possible

Eat a punch, Werdum flop to guard, tap, claim injury, try and get a rematch

Repeat

 

[BOSS]

Buy a shotgun and blast that MFer.

I'm talking ufc not pride

 

[Pliny Pete]

I'd spend the whole 12 months training my thumb wrestling skills because it would be the thing my opponent was suspecting the least

 

[FinalConflict2005]

I assemble the old Chute Boxe team to train me. Shogun, Ninja, Wandy. I rent an apartment as close to the gym as possible. After the camp my opponent has zero chance.

 

[Sir Punchalot]

I wouldn't fight in the UFC with only 12 months of preparation.

 

[Eli1015]

I would train 90% TDD and 10% Boxing and KO half the roster.

 

[mudrubble]

You never trained in your life before . Your opponent is also 0-0 and you know nothing about him.How do you break down the training?

(we're talking about the 3 main facets of mma. Wrestling/striking/grappling)

For example:
8 months wrestling
2 months striking
2 months grappling

Wait, how much am I getting paid and why am I fighting for so little? Set it up for me. Have I lost my job and all other prospects for employment? Why? Am I incompetent or have I harrassed a woman at work? Oh, so I'm a misogynist..... fkn great. Thanks TS.... what made me this way? What's my relationship like with my mother and father? What age was I when I first kissed a girl? What freudian impact did it have on my when I walked in on mum and......

...... fuck this is exhausting.... next thread....

 

[maxi diablo]

I have been boxing for a long time and 12 months is still not enough. You need at least 3 solid years.

 

[Workaholic]

I assemble the old Chute Boxe team to train me. Shogun, Ninja, Wandy. I rent an apartment as close to the gym as possible. After the camp my opponent has zero chance.

After the camp you'll be dead

 

[The Big Bang]

My trainers:

Genki Sudo for entrance fireworks/dance moves

Maia during the day for BJJ

KK and Schev at night for BJ...


EDIT: I've trained in one way or another forever, but I'm an artist and I vowed to never fuck my hands and my brain for sport.

WAR making $$$ without destroying your body/mind

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

Couple TDD seminars and a fresh cycle. Shine my belt up, Dana.

 

[Oachkazl]

If I only have 12 months I'm getting whooped anyway, so no need to train.

 

[Eli1015]

I have been boxing for a long time and 12 months is still not enough. You need at least 3 solid years.

I disagree. I've also been training boxing and if I worked 12 months of TDD ide be fine against an 0-0, MMA fighter