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You have $1,000 to build your defense

Gorilla and cheetahs are worthless. Tiger costs too much. You'd need two to even have a chance.

Ten wolves might be something. Twenty-five honey badgers might do it.

I'd be tempted at five hyenas or three jaguars and two honey badgers with $20 left over for some Wendy's.
 
5 spotted hyenas.

They're the gamebred pitbulls of Africa.

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200 pounds each, and they have one of the hardest bites of any animal on the planet, and the P4P hardest.

They are very underrated but they also will not fight and defend you unless they themselves are being attacked. Even if we assume each of these animals considers your home area their territory area they would just stay out of it if the grizzly had its sights set on you.

That is the issue with all those animals outside the Honey Badgers who would attack simply for the grizzly coming in to their territory area. They simply would not tolerate that without a fight.
 
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Then I’d take the rest of the $992.80 and buy a few rounds for the boys.
 
25 badgers. Those things are badass.

Or I could fill the bear with uppercuts and pocket the 1K. But since I'm a multimillionaire sherdogger I would not even entertain the idea of wasting my time on it.
 
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