"You got it, dude!" (Divorce, that is!)

[MMAGA]

So, apparently Mary Kate-Olsen, once America's beloved toddler, is divorcing her old ass French husband.

Michelle Tanner Files for Emergency Divorce!

 

[THE Red Beard]

Remember when weirdos had a countdown for when the twins turned 18???? Frenchy remembers...

 

[Sonny Qc]

That pic isn't creepy at all.......

jeeeezus.

 

[MMAGA]

Remember when weirdos had a countdown for when the twins turned 18???? Frenchy remembers...

C'mon, Bro! We ALL have those for certain girls!

 

[Sonny Qc]

It's just sad to look at the Olsen twins now....

 

[THE Red Beard]

C'mon, Bro! We ALL have those for certain girls!

 

[gspieler]

 

[MMAGA]

Don’t be a hypocrite.

 

[volodya]

Is he related to the ex french president Sarkozy?

 

[DougieJones]

I remember my Ex telling me about how she read one of them had bowls of cigarettes on every table for their wedding



EDIT: Yup it was this one... https://pagesix.com/2015/11/29/mary-kate-olsen-and-olivier-sarkozy-tie-the-knot/amp/

 

[Zer]

So, apparently Mary Kate-Olsen, once America's beloved toddler, is divorcing her old ass French husband.

Michelle Tanner Files for Emergency Divorce!

Dude looks like pedo Seinfeld

What's the deal with ages of consent?

 

[MMAGA]

Dude looks like pedo Seinfeld

What's the deal with ages of consent?

She was in her 20s when she got married, so, no issue there...

 

[vanillaisis]

Pierre Olivier Sárközy[1] (born May 26, 1969)[2] is a French banker based in the United States. His half-brother is Nicolas Sarkozy, the former President of France.

This dude is probably richer than she is. Wonder how much she's going to gain out of this.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Dude looks like pedo Seinfeld

What's the deal with ages of consent?

"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out." -Seinfeld

This is what ended the marriage. Just as Sherdog has done countless times...the future was written here. It was all in the candle.

 

[jx820]

It's probably for the best. She's 33 now, he was going to have to trade her out for a new 22 year old soon anyway. What's the point of being a gross rich creep if you have to be married to a woman in her 30s.

 

[vanillaisis]

It's probably for the best. She's 33 now, he was going to have to trade her out for a new 22 year old soon anyway. What's the point of being a gross rich creep if you have to be married to a woman in her 30s.

Looked it up she's actually a lot richer than he is. She's worth 250m while he's worth 70m. On top of her being 17 years younger she was 3x richer.

 

[fingercuffs]

Remember when weirdos had a countdown for when the twins turned 18???? Frenchy remembers...

Here? Led by Cintauro, I bet.

 

[loyalyolayal]

She was in her 20s when she got married, so, no issue there...

Whoosh!

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

Here? Led by Cintauro, I bet.

He goes by @Sir Galahad now and cries to the mods if anyone brings up his pedo past lol

 

[Fluffernutter]

Wasn't Heath Ledger caught up in something with them?

 

[closequarters]

My cousin was born and raised in France. When he visits, the girls swoon when they hear his French accent.