YOU! Are going to PRISON! You muse choose...

[Flower2dPeople]

A herd of rampaging biological tanks or a manlet who loves to talk about fighting?

 

[AbominableJoman]

Def the elephant herd.

 

[Sobek]

Better than being celled up with the elephant man I guess

 

[Wetarmpits]

I would take the 10 Bruce Lees and pimp them out to the mexicans.

 

[Phlog]

Elephants would be a cruel choice, I believe they need land to roam and prefer land they've known for generations.

Bruce Lee's would change the world in that I would have resurrected someone and cloned them. Such magic would be fascinating and I would be able to write a good book about it.

 

[Swiftie]

You better hope one of those elephants doesn't decide to make you his Prison Biotch.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Elephants for hiding in...

 

[blaseblase]

The elephants are going to shit everywhere. And who is going to feed them?

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

There's only one answer

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

do the elephants get to have weapons?

 

[Fluffernutter]

Bruce Lee is dead.

So, elephants

 

[dc007]

thread jack

Second chick is getting a bad case of pink eye

 

[Thai Domi]

One Fedor > 10 Bruce Lees

 

[Beechwood]

I'll take an elephant for protection. Imagine they could throw their weight around in prison.

Was told an interesting story by my dentist. A guy showed up to see him for dental work without calling in advance. the guy said he wanted his gold teeth removed and would pay what ever the dentist wanted to have the work done that day. Apparently if you have gold teeth, as this guy had, gangs in prison will pull them out for free.

I guess if looking for protection in prison a dentist might be another choice.

 

[Other]

 

[Otto!]

Elephants FTW.

 

[YoureDeadFisherMAN]

most people do not require protection in prison and just a trope perpetuated by the media.
that being said, herd of elephants.

 

[Sirwastealot]

choose a muse? rita hayworth

and a rock hammer

 

[NoSmilez]

I am sticking with my choice of elephants. Who is going to fuck with my elephant basketball team? We will pwn even the brothers at basketball.

 

[BoogerDawson]

Elephants. Then, 10 giant Samoans.