You are God!

[RetiredSlave]

What do ya do?

I think Id start with abolishing the feeling of physical pain for earthlings, that would help out their situation yeah? Also Id get rid of ranged and explosive weapons. Only bladed or blunt hand weapons from that day forward. Oh the possibilities are endless. Wheeee!
Serious or whimsical, all replies welcomed but whimsy preferred as usual.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

I'll tell you what I'd do man; Two chicks at the same time.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

if you abolish physical pain how will you know your hand is slowly burning away since you are resting it on a stove?

 

[Jesus Freak]

What do ya do?

I think Id start with abolishing the feeling of physical pain for earthlings, that would help out their situation yeah? Also Id get rid of ranged and explosive weapons. Only bladed or blunt hand weapons from that day forward. Oh the possibilities are endless. Wheeee!
Serious or whimsical, all replies welcomed but whimsy preferred as usual.

If you do away with physical pain, the remnants of whatever caused that pain would still exist, as in scars from burns, disfigurements from breaks, etc.

There's a reason we were created with the ability to feel pain...if you're on fire, roll, if your arm's about to get snapped in an armbar, tap!

And btw, neither you, or any other Roody Poo Candy @$$ on this forum is God!

Believe...THAT!

 

[RetiredSlave]

If you do away with physical pain, the remnants of whatever caused that pain would still exist, as in scars from burns, disfigurements from breaks, etc.

There's a reason we were created with the ability to feel pain...if you're on fire, roll, if your arm's about to get snapped in an armbar, tap!

And btw, neither you, or any other Roody Poo Candy @$$ on this forum is God!

Believe...THAT!

Im actually not completely sure that youre not God. You havent proven otherwise.

 

[irish_thug]

Pain is actually a great teacher.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Pain is actually a great teacher.

But no one wants to take his class.

 

[irish_thug]

But no one wants to take his class.

I'm 39 years into my post-doctorate.

 

[MaureenCretis]

Make everyone on earth grow a Don Frye moustache.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

 

[uncommon]

I'll tell you what I'd do man; Two chicks at the same time.

thats it? if you were god you would do two chicks at the same time?

 

[TewPoint0]

I'd pick some random people in the desert to write a book about stuff like not eating pigs.

 

[KnightTemplar]

I'm 39 years into my post-doctorate.

Let me know when you pass the Big 4-0.

Noob.

 

[TewPoint0]

Oh, I'd also make sure people bleed on every fight.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

thats it? if you were god you would do two chicks at the same time?

 

[Iroh]

Whatever the fuck I'll want do!

 

[irish_thug]

pretty much sums it up.

 

[irish_thug]

I'd pick some random people in the desert to write a book about stuff like not eating pigs.

Don't forget lobster. Seriously? Who the fuck tells people they can't have delicious shellfish?

 

[facePuncher7]

Im actually not completely sure that youre not God. You havent proven otherwise.

Outstanding

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

pretty much sums it up.

Irish thug likes the big racks.

Food for thought.