WTF is wrong with War Machine?

What is wrong with war machine???



What ISN'T wrong with war machine???
 
Are you really asking what's wrong with a guy who legally changed his name to war machine lmao hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
Bro name says it all ... Nut case

That's War Machine legal name change was actually a load of shit.
 
Twitter and wifi in jail? WTF. Do they let prisoners have ps4's and big screen tv's as well?
 
What is wrong with war machine???



What ISN'T wrong with war machine???

This lol. Figuring out what isn't wrong with him would take a lot less time.


Once was watching a vid of Asa Akira, and son of a bitch, she was getting served by War Machine. Never thought I'd live to say I was jealous of war machine, but in that moment, it happened. Couldn't finish the vid, was just too weird after that. Found a threesome vid with Asa and London Keyes instead lol.
 
Poor guy has to dig into old pics for his twitter that don't have that huge ass "MACK" neck tattoo.

He is kind of a dick to guys in general by beating that ass into life submission, Christy Mack was part of my teenage-hood god damn it. Enough is enough, I don't remember specifically what he did to fuck up his chances even more, but lock him somewhere away from top 10 pornstars.
 
"We reject with scorn all these learned and labored myths that Moses was but a legendary figure"
-Kenny Florian
 
Since when were prisoners allowed to access social media?
 
Why even post about this guy, he has a lot of mental issues and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near women
 
That guy is a lunatic keep citing bible as if it would help him avoid sentence in a trial later this year.

https://twitter.com/WarMachine170?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

As far as I remember he wasn't as religious before the porn star incident. Good actor however, should get 5 years extra to his jail sentence for that.

wait, so let me get this straight. you watched a war machine porn movie, and what you got from it was that he is a good actor?
 
What's his prison address so I can send him a copy of The origin of species and God is not great?
 
I'm not sure if he is or not. Would have helped his cause a lot more before beating a porn star half to death.
You see just based on that statement I can safely assume he isn't a Christian. Let's examine it. Porn star girlfriend-ok I can let this one go. She is an attractive woman no doubt. Can't say I would be comfortable with millions of images of my wife, or in his case girlfriend, all over the Internet. But to each their own. I'm guessing they were committed. What gives me pause about his 1) sanity and 2) Christianity are the fact he was shocked and agrivated when his PORNSTAR girlfriend was caught in bed with another man after they had broken up. That's like the scorpion and the frog parable, but I digress. Now the Christianity part comes into question when he nearly beat her to death. A woman. That's not good. Some other fighters should be taking notes. Rumble I'm looking at you. But this also harkens back to the sanity/insanity thing. He knows right from wrong but doesn't care enough to not physically assault people. He has done it several times. That's not the mark of a true Christian or someone who belongs in society. So lock him away for life, which will be the most likely outcome. There won't be a single person who protests a life sentence for this asshole. But if his pornstar girlfriend or her fuck buddy had a gun, they could have saved the taxpayers of Las Vegas so much money.
 
Poor guy has to dig into old pics for his twitter that don't have that huge ass "MACK" neck tattoo.

He is kind of a dick to guys in general by beating that ass into life submission, Christy Mack was part of my teenage-hood god damn it. Enough is enough, I don't remember specifically what he did to fuck up his chances even more, but lock him somewhere away from top 10 pornstars.
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