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wtf is jollibee?

Filipino food is mostly terrible.
 
I like their ribeye plate

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their prime rib plate is also pretty good

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but I like their leg of lamb best

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That is NOT frickin' Jolly Bee, Brah!
 
I don't think I have ever enjoyed Filipino food. Even their fish cuisine is shit.
As for Jollibee, its pretty much shit since their fried chicken is even greasier than KFC. I do like their Ribbon Ribbon bakery that they placed next door to it and would try their mango cake
 
None of you haters have had pancit, even my picky family loves that Filipino dish.
 
We had a Phillipino cook at our employee dining room. He made chicken adobo all the time i asked him why he doesnt make some other phillipino dishes and he said the rest of their food tastes like garbage lol

You know, it's funny. There's a really large number of Philippinos in Alberta, and yet I've never eaten Philippine food before, and I can't recall ever seeing a Philippino restaurant ever, even though Thai and Vietnamese restaurants are ubiquitous, notwithstanding those are relatively small communities here. Maybe you've answered why.
 
Of all the places I've eaten spaghetti with hotdogs in it, Jollibee has the best.


I have noticed a lot of provicial Filipinos have a habit of putting hotdogs on a lot of cuisine.

Even traditional Filipino foods like Meduno,and Spicy beef stew.
 
You know, it's funny. There's a really large number of Philippinos in Alberta, and yet I've never eaten Philippine food before, and I can't recall ever seeing a Philippino restaurant ever, even though Thai and Vietnamese restaurants are ubiquitous, notwithstanding those are relatively small communities here. Maybe you've answered why.


I am a Filipino our food is mostly salty and has limited flavor.

And a lot of food smell like fart. Traditional food are very simple salted fish and rice or fried pork and rice or boiled vegetables that smell like fart.
 
Surprised to hear this shit would be opening in the States. I'd been there in the Philippines and tried their tiny little burgers and there was nothing special about it other than having a burger in the Philippines. Couldn't imagine I'd go there outside of Phil.
 
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None of you haters have had pancit, even my picky family loves that Filipino dish.
Ive had a lot of pancit in my time and the best ive had was only mediocre if that. Youll never have pancit that will make you go "wow this shit is good!" Its always dry, either over or underseasoned, with shitty little pieces of tough flavorless meat and vegetables. Its probably the worst of all the Asian stirfry noodle dishes. Pancit more like panSHIT.
 
Ive had a lot of pancit in my time and the best ive had was only mediocre if that. Youll never have pancit that will make you go "wow this shit is good!" Its always dry, either over or underseasoned, with shitty little pieces of tough flavorless meat and vegetables. Its probably the worst of all the Asian stirfry noodle dishes. Pancit more like panSHIT.


Pancit is really over rated..

Ramen for me.


Hahaha
Panshit...
 
Surprised to here this shit would be opening in the States. I'd been there in the Philippines and tried their tiny little burgers and there was nothing special about it other than having a burger in the Philippines. Couldn't imagine I'd go there outside of Phil.


Laughed at tiny little burgers.


I guess it is as small as our uhhm.. hagaha
 
I like their ribeye plate

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their prime rib plate is also pretty good

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but I like their leg of lamb best

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Was scrolling through this thread, saw the post and image without seeing the poster. I thought to myself, "I bet WoW posted this shit". Look up, and yup, it was you, haha.
 
Filipino food is mostly terrible.


Now I think our food is dirty too and has a corelation with Filipino I.Q.

As you know we are rank as one of the lowest in Asia.
 
I discovered one of these by accident driving through a neighborhood I never frequent. Hadn't heard of it before but was hungry and curious, got the aloha burger because it was the only thing that didn't look gross.

It wasn't bad.
 
Filipinos seem to like pretty bland food. Although I tried some pork dish one time that was amazing.

My wife is from the P.I. and her cooking is amazing!
This is from a dude with a black belt in Southern cooking.

Dat Sinigang doe!!!!!!!!

<{jackyeah}>
 
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