My WM34 Thoughts
Show is too goddamn long, 7 hours of wrestling is too much, that's 1 hour away from a full time job. The good manias were only 4 hours and 1 preshow match.
- Andre Battle Royal (Matt won, The match means nothing)
- Cruiseweight Title Match (Neither guy was over enough to try the tell the story they did and Alexander's overselling killed the match)
- Women's battle royal (Legit Naomi won like 20 minutes after it happened)
Main Show
-IC match was MOTN for me, LGBT+ Balor already sucks, The demon can never be taken seriously again. Right guy won
-Charlottle vs Asuka. Good match, good they ended Asuka's streak, she would have gotten XPac heat going unbeaten for another year
-US title match (Glad Jinder won, didn't care for anyone else)
-Mixed Tag Match (Crowd was hot for it, match was way better than it should have been, Kurt should never wrestle again, he can't barely walk)
-Smackdown Tag Team (Triple Threat Squash, BB look hot, great time to call up AOP)
- Cena/Taker (Keep it short which is good but No Biker Taker makes this look stupid for so many reasons, I guess the WM33 retirement means nothing now)
-Daniel Bryan's Return (Match was ok, felt flat for a match with 3 guys who are suppose to be able to go in the ring)
-Nia vs Bliss (Nia's outfit showed more than Bliss which is not a good thing, this should have been a 2 minute squash, not a 10 minute match)
-AJ vs Nak (The 6 star Japanese classic was a bore, no sugarcoating, this match was dull but glad AJ won)
-Raw Tag Title match (Unless Nicolas was a legit Make a Wish Kid, this is the dumbest thing since Mr. T boxing)
-Brock vs Roman (Match was a mess, Spamming finishers, Slow as shit pace, Asshat fans trying to hijack, and then it looked like they rushed the finish when Roman started bleeding too much. Worst Mania Main Event Since LT and Bam Bam and that match was better)
This was probably the worst Maina since 27, middle of the road and totally forgetable overall