Social WR Lounge v269: Lead and Clippy bffs for life and always share McDonald's french fries

[Anung Un Rama]

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

Such a perfect description of this place IMO

 

[Gutter Chris]

Helped the wife grade some papers. Sucking down some Jack. Listening to some Chael. Good times.

My wife used to work at a high school in Detroit and taught history

I loved helping grade papers and hilarity would often ensue.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Accidentally put sour almond milk on my cereal. I ate some of it.

@Trotsky @PolishHeadlock2

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

My wife used to work at a high school in Detroit and taught history

I loved helping grade papers and hilarity would often ensue.

Can't say I loved it, but some autistic student threw me for a loop. Instead of following instructions she created her own key to some matching shit (started substituting numbers for letters and transposing the columns) and I thought I knew what she did. So I marked like 10/12 wrong and the wife was like "This is one of my best students.", and I'm like "hmmmm". Turns out she got 'em all right. So to save face I said to dock that bitch just for not following instructions.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

RIP Charles Grodin.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Can't say I loved it, but some autistic student threw me for a loop. Instead of following instructions she created her own key to some matching shit (started substituting numbers for letters and transposing the columns) and I thought I knew what she did. So I marked like 10/12 wrong and the wife was like "This is one of my best students.", and I'm like "hmmmm". Turns out she got 'em all right. So to save face I said to dock that bitch just for not following instructions.

My fave kids were the ones that try to sneak drug references and other silly teenage shit in their work

Like one assignment was to write a story about a slaves life ....kid names his lead yayo and his parents were like chop and yack.... I busted that red marker out and was like just so you know I know what you did here. Mrs gutter was cracking up like you probably shouldn't have wrote that.

 

[tonni]

Can't say I loved it, but some autistic student threw me for a loop. Instead of following instructions she created her own key to some matching shit (started substituting numbers for letters and transposing the columns) and I thought I knew what she did. So I marked like 10/12 wrong and the wife was like "This is one of my best students.", and I'm like "hmmmm". Turns out she got 'em all right. So to save face I said to dock that bitch just for not following instructions.

You punished her for using her brain?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

My fave kids were the ones that try to sneak drug references and other silly teenage shit in their work

Like one assignment was to write a story about a slaves life ....kid names his lead yayo and his parents were like chop and yack.... I busted that red marker out and was like just so you know I know what you did here. Mrs gutter was cracking up like you probably shouldn't have wrote that.

I just didn't expect to be grading Rainman.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

You punished her for using her brain?

Quit being obnoxious.

Aloha.

 

[Gutter Chris]

I just didn't expect to be grading Rainman.

I never got that lucky. Now my wife is in aba and I get to see all kinds of rainman shit. Once ya know the code it starts to make sense but cracking it can be hard.

Right now she's got a non vocal that makes zombie noises all day and it's killing all the other therapists not to bust out laughing. I said I don't know why you can't that would be hilarious and really hard to ignore.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I never got that lucky. Now my wife is in aba and I get to see all kinds of rainman shit. Once ya know the code it starts to make sense but cracking it can be hard.

Right now she's got a non vocal that makes zombie noises all day and it's killing all the other therapists not to bust out laughing. I said I don't know why you can't that would be hilarious and really hard to ignore.

Yeah, she re-coded two columns and I thought it was only the one. Figured something was wrong, but I was like three drinks in doin' math and figured the wife was my safety net.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

@MusterX should hang out in here. The fun level would rise.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Yeah, she re-coded two columns and I thought it was only the one. Figured something was wrong, but I was like three drinks in doin' math and figured the wife was my safety net.

My fave moment of my wife's teaching career was her having to go off to Florida to see a friend and me and a buncha hood billies cooked up a lesson plan for her civil war unit while absolutely trashed. Said watch Ken burns and make a packet. I was like fuck yea. My dumbest pal Nicky avoided my house for days. Oxys weed coke and Evan Williams whiskey. We had a blast and actually did a good job.... if only school could have been that fun.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

My fave moment of my wife's teaching career was her having to go off to Florida to see a friend and me and a buncha hood billies cooked up a lesson plan for her civil war unit while absolutely trashed. Said watch Ken burns and make a packet. I was like fuck yea. My dumbest pal Nicky avoided my house for days. Oxys weed coke and Evan Williams whiskey. We had a blast and actually did a good job.... if only school could have been that fun.

Later in life I've learned that lots of HS teachers were stoners.

 

[Bald1]

My fave moment of my wife's teaching career was her having to go off to Florida to see a friend and me and a buncha hood billies cooked up a lesson plan for her civil war unit while absolutely trashed. Said watch Ken burns and make a packet. I was like fuck yea. My dumbest pal Nicky avoided my house for days. Oxys weed coke and Evan Williams whiskey. We had a blast and actually did a good job.... if only school could have been that fun.

Lol. This is brilliant.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Later in life I've learned that lots of HS teachers were stoners.

Oh yea. I was one of a few ex students to go.to my resource room teachers wedding and it was one of the most lit party I have ever seen. I got to teach my teacher how to rip a bong properly. She had just started smoking weed a little bit and I was on hand to help her learn.

I was joking with her the first time I ever ripped a bong was with a buncha classmates from her class when we left for lunch one day and didn't come back. 2 of those fools from that day were also on hand for the event.

Truly one of the most fun nights of my life.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Oh yea. I was one of a few ex students to go.to my resource room teachers wedding and it was one of the most lit party I have ever seen. I got to teach my teacher how to rip a bong properly. She had just started smoking weed a little bit and I was on hand to help her learn.

I was joking with her the first time I ever ripped a bong was with a buncha classmates from her class when we left for lunch one day and didn't come back. 2 of those fools from that day were also on hand for the event.

Truly one of the most fun nights of my life.

Best and brightest.

 

[JDragon]

Yes, yes, so do I, but...

... you can never leave

 

[Gutter Chris]

Lol. This is brilliant.

Lucky for her the things she needed was an area I'm some what knowledgeable in .

Me and my idiot friends helped pick up the slack a lot when she was first starting her career.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Poor Johnny sac.

Fuck it though if you got fatal cancer you might as well light em up.