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Graduation week at a strip club is a living fucking nightmare. These motherfuckers are dressed like the bad guy in every 80s high school movie. Literally sweaters tied around the neck wearing motherfuckers.

I had a glorious time getting to refuse service to someone for being a dick though. He seemed upset.
 
AgonyandIrony said:
Graduation week at a strip club is a living fucking nightmare. These motherfuckers are dressed like the bad guy in every 80s high school movie. Literally sweaters tied around the neck wearing motherfuckers.

I had a glorious time getting to refuse service to someone for being a dick though. He seemed upset.
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I hate those types. They’re easy to trick into framing out so you can kick them out
 
Trotsky said:
Whoa, I wonder what that smells like. I could see it smelling very good or very, very bad.



I'm still of the mind that liberals/leftists need to lay off Rogan and handle him with kid gloves. They can't afford to piss off millions of bros and feed the cancel culture rabble. He's also just not that bad or right-wing of a guy.
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Completely agreed on Rogan.

I probably bring this up too much but the guy believed the moon landing was hoax for most of the 30s, what do expect from him?

And he'll have liberals/leftists on obviously. Just say something to catch his attention and he'll have you on.

I thought Matt Yglesias had a pretty good appearance on his podcast ...... except that was the first time I heard his voice and my God.... I can only imagine what him and Shapiro sound like when they converse...(Shapiro also had Matty Y on his podcast).
 
danny23 said:
Seeing the recent bans, I’m surprised my account has stayed so long given my posting style. I’ve had so many double yellows I’ve lost count yet have escaped the ban so far.
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Did you really go back through an old prem Fred just to see me tell off that kid?
 
AgonyandIrony said:
Graduation week at a strip club is a living fucking nightmare. These motherfuckers are dressed like the bad guy in every 80s high school movie. Literally sweaters tied around the neck wearing motherfuckers.

I had a glorious time getting to refuse service to someone for being a dick though. He seemed upset.
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How big are your bouncers? Like I'm a big guy but the strip club bouncers I used to work with were all giants
 
Gregolian said:
I hate those types. They’re easy to trick into framing out so you can kick them out
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Sunday we literally just had the door guy tell them we were at capacity. They don't tip, they complain, they come in with their sorority girlfriends and they're rude to our dancers.

The dude I snapped at, shouted at me, and I smiled at him and said "I'm not fucking serving you" his girl orders a well vodka sunrise, I make it and hand her the bill. $9.50 and they catch a huge attitude and don't want to pay so I'm just roasting them both. They leave without paying and I wave bye to him and thank him for the drink lol.

Then after all that shit. I'm sitting waiting for my tipout and the manager tells me to go upstairs to a private room and tell this dude to put his shirt on. I do it real subtle, he dropped three grand for the hour with two dancers. One of them tells me he's a psycho and has scissors and shit and to stick around.

Dude has his pants undone and I get heated and tell him he can't pull his fucking dick out and he yells at me about "I paid three thousand dollars for an hour and I was told I wouldn't be interrupted"

So I tell the motherfucker he still can't break the law. And he's all yelling "Are you going to call the cops? Do it? I spent three thousand dollars!" and all this crazy shit. I tell him Capitalism sucks and the manager takes over and I stay close by. Then two naked girls go running past and I have to escort the motherfucker out.

He then starts asking since he has fifteen minutes left if I can keep him company. That's a big fucking no, he starts asking if I live close and all this crazy shit and I keep it professional and take him down the elevator keeping an eye on his scissors the whole way.

Hella creepy. Dude even looked like that scissor dude from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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