Social WR Lounge 243: Can you make threads while yellow?

[LazaRRus]

How’s your singing voice? @LazaRRus

I have absolutely no signing voice. What about you you.

Kelly can sing a little

 

[BEER]

@BEER , @Cubo de Sangre, and I performing together:

Hell yeah brother

 

[CubicleGangster]

That's usually the tragedy of it, unfortunately.

I mean shit, I'd become a cautionary tale if I ever won the lottery for sure.

Vegas would be the first place I'd go

 

[LazaRRus]

YouTube karaoke looms

I'd do it for fun

 

[BEER]

I have absolutely no signing voice. What about you you.

Kelly can sing a little

I think she was tagging you to pay me to debase myself via singing

 

[BEER]

Vegas would be the first place I'd go

I'd probably travel the country to do hard drugs with all my old friends. Maybe some sherbros.

 

[LazaRRus]

I think she was tagging you to pay me to debase myself via singing

 

[CubicleGangster]

I'd probably travel the country to do hard drugs with all my old friends. Maybe some sherbros.

 

[BEER]

I played drug roulette for a while before COVID kicked off. Had a bottle filled with Klonopin and Adderall and closed my eyes and ate one every morning.

 

[Deleted member 405583]

They probably can but it makes my search for a spot a bit harder. Most townhouses are near 300k on the low end and I doubt I’d qualify for a loan that big. Grumble.

Move farther

 

[Limbo Pete]

I actually thought/think he was more honest and reasonable than a lot of posters here.

Nope nope nope

 

[Gregolian]

Move farther

No

 

[Deleted member 405583]

I'm gonna go buy drugs.

This thread turned into Weenie Hut Jr again.

Dammmit!!!

 

[Gandhi]

I said it once and ill say it again, Baseball is the filibusters of sports, zzzzzzzz

 

[Deleted member 405583]

Are you from Massachusetts? It makes no sense but there’s more great roast beef sandwiches there on a per mile basis than any other place on earth. Quite a few peninsulas too.

No

 

[BEER]

Dammmit!!!

What???

 

[LMP]

Nope nope nope

ODB had that weird thing about constantly trying to defend sex with underaged people. That went on forever. It was at a point that it was very concerning imo.

 

[tonni]

ODB had that weird thing about constantly trying to defend sex with underaged people. That went on forever. It was at a point that it was very concerning imo.

I agree, if he kept it at just one time a month it would've been acceptable but he just went overboard with it.

 

[Gandhi]

Sorry Fans, Baseball is Not a Sport
We wanted to wait until baseball season was in the rearview mirror before publishing this article in an attempt to minimize the blow-back.
BY MELISSA WEBBER
DEC.02,2019 / UPDATED ON FEB.28,2020
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I come from a baseball-loving family, so I put myself at considerable physical and emotional risk by saying this.

Baseball is not a sport.


Sure, there’re arguments on both sides, but after a closer look, it’s become as obvious as the giant tobacco bulge between your cheek and gum. Baseball is a game, a past time, a form of entertainment, but not a sport.


Here’s why: You don’t have to be an athlete to play it. You can be old, over-weight and out of shape and still do a good enough job to garner a million-dollar contract. (I say that with envy.)


To be a sport, baseball players must qualify as athletes. Well, are baseball players athletes? No, they are not. In a 2013 study done by the University of Southern California in Los Angeles a wide array of experts in the field including exercise physiologists and high-level athletic trainers were surveyed to see who was considered the fittest athletes in sports, based on this definition: An athlete must possess cardiorespiratory endurance, muscular strength and endurance, balance, power, flexibility, agility and physical skills, here’s what they found:


Decathletes, boxers, tennis players, and Mixed Martial Arts practitioners were among the top-ranked athletes, followed in fourth place by“skill position” pro football players (meaning running backs, wide receivers, and cornerbacks) and then basketball players in fifth. Next in line were hockey players, then soccer.


Big shocker: Pro golfers and baseball players didn’t even make the list. Exercise physiologist Dr. Jeffrey A. Potteiger put it this way “You could be a very good baseball player but not necessarily be a good athlete.”


Between the curse words that are no doubt machine-gunning from your lips, you’re saying that “There are immense skill and precision in baseball!” Yes, there is! Like in chess, darts, poker, and UNO. But nobody calls them a sport.


On the surface, it holds great promise. The stadium, the crowds, even the uniforms mislead us, with their stretchy fabric, and menacing cleats.The outfit screams, “Shit’s about to get real!” But then, it never does. You can stand an entire and game, not have a ball hit to you. Since you only bat once every nine players, you may not get up to bat either. Just three hours of advanced standing around. (Which is why you can play two baseball games in one day.)


Some consider baseball to be roughly equivalent to the elevator music of sports. It’s reminiscent of a sport but makes you hunger for the real thing. Others concede there are moments of excitement, likening baseball to the work of air traffic controllers or emergency medical professionals: long periods of doing nothing interrupted by moments of sheer panic. Either way, still not a sport.



Goodbye, my baseball-loving family, we had a nice long run

https://www.finemediumandbroad.com/c/Sorry-fans-baseball-is-not-a-sport

 

[LazaRRus]

Everyone trying to figure out @Trotsky race is amusing