Would you take this deal?

[Bornstarch]

Every time you go to sleep at night, you get transported to when you were 8 years old. Whatever you do does not affect your current life, it's on a totally separate timeline/reality.

When you wake up, you get back to this reality. When you go back to bed, you continue where/when you left off when you woke up.

Would you take this deal?

 

[chill doggie]

Fuck no.
How am I ever gonna have pre-cognitive dreams? Or messages from beyond the grave? Or divine ordinances? Or interdimensional visions?

 

[Pittie Petey]

Wake up to the life I fucked up, go to sleep and relive all the horrible reasons why I would go on to fuck up my life, and repeat forever...

 

[elreece]

Fuck yeh why not.

8 years old fuck all to worry about, im in.

 

[HHJ]

No I abhor the idea of being 8 yrs old again, and not simply resting when I was asleep instead of having to be someone else.

Imagine having basically no rights hahhaha. Imagine trying to tell my dad what you were going to do lol yeah thats how it worked, suuuuuuuuuure

Also this was a rather tumultuous time in my life that I would not want to revisit.

I'd like the option to go back to the 80s but as an adult. But being a kid again is not for me.

 

[TheTickG]

Every time you go to sleep at night, you get transported to when you were 8 years old. Whatever you do does not affect your current life, it's on a totally separate timeline/reality.

When you wake up, you get back to this reality. When you go back to bed, you continue where/when you left off when you woke up.

Would you take this deal?

Yeah, I probably would.

 

[DougieJones]

Bro these ads in the middle of posts are fucking with me hard

 

[Slothbroth]

Do you stay stuck at 8 years old or do you age in alternate life

 

[Beechwood]

It was good times for me when I was 8 years old, so sure, that would be fun to relive that time of my life.

 

[shunyata]

What's the point?

Do ya'll seriously have unfinished business from third grade?

 

[plataoplombo]

Bro these ads in the middle of posts are fucking with me hard

Yeah they're really going waaayyy overboard with it.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I wouldn't do it at 8 years old, no.

The only way this would be worth it would be if I could go back to an age where I was old enough to have sex. Like maybe 16, so I could bang all my teachers.

Spoiler

that's right, I said ALL of them. I'm coming for you Mr. Woodcock!

 

[Sobek]

Yeah 8 had its good and bad. There was fun to be had, nothing too impactful.

But I had a teacher I had a thing for that liked me...if I went back I would try and fuck her lol.

 

[lsa]

What's the point?

Do ya'll seriously have unfinished business from third grade?

yes..
I want to kill @Slobodan in that time line.
Nobody would suspect an 8 year old lsa...

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Nah. I was a happy kid but it wasn't that great and I have no regrets from that age.

 

[Deleted member 449757]

Life was hell at 8

 

[Xoleth]

Yes, I would

Why not?

I wouldn't do it at 8 years old, no.

The only way this would be worth it would be if I could go back to an age where I was old enough to have sex. Like maybe 16, so I could bang all my teachers.

Spoiler

that's right, I said ALL of them. I'm coming for you Mr. Woodcock!

What's stopping you from banging them now?

Please don't say "they're dead" because there are always solutions: like a shovel... you alone, at night, in the cemetery. Yes, I'm taling about your grave, Mr. Woodcock!

 

[My name is]

It would be cool at first but probably get annoying

 

[Sonny Qc]

I would be a fucking menace....

 

[UberHere]

Nah. Leave the past in the past.