Would you take the money?

[minute bull]

20 million Genie dollars, you can!

 

[blitzk]

fuck no, I'd rather sleep and not go crazy.

 

[Lionidas]

Lack of solid sleep would end up driving you crazy or killing you anyway.

No thanks.

 

[Iroh]

Uhm.... you gotta sleep for hours at the time at some point, so no.

 

[beralin1971]

This deal sucks to be honest. You are constantly worried. Your real freedom is basically gone just for money. Not worth it.

 

[equus]

are you telling me youre gonna spear my horses?

 

[minute bull]

Apropos of nothing, have you ever noticed you can't say the word fondle in a non-sexual manner?

Fondle.

This deal sucks to be honest. You are constantly worried. Your real freedom is basically gone just for money. Not worth it.

It's like you can't trust genies.

 

[TeTe]

I'd rather shoot the genie in the face and jack him for his $20 mil.

 

[Shayo]

Exactly. This is the part of the scenario where I try to outsmart the genie and OP comes back and goes all D&D on you and says his genie is too powerful to fall for your clever attempt to skirt the rules.

Hahaha class!

 

[Shayo]

I would just wish for more wishes

 

[minute bull]

I'd rather shoot the genie in the face and jack him for his $20 mil.

For forty bucks you can jack me. Stipulation: I shoot in your face.

 

[TeTe]

For forty bucks you can jack me. Stipulation: I shoot in your face.

I got out of that business years ago, bro.

/Raven Riley

 

[Merlotte's]

I'd rather not.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Can I just dissolve 24 hours worth of pills in a glass of water or something and chug all 24 pills down at once and be good?

I'll take that for $10 million.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

sure why not

 

[minute bull]

Man I really could have used that forty.

 

[DoUEvenLiftBro]

Sherdoggers are so full of shit. Everyone here always says no to hypotheticals where you get riches beyond belief. The answer is yes, and you'd rim the genie every hour to wash down the pill as well.

 

[minute bull]

Whore.

 

[zackryder]

It'd only cost a million to get someone else to do it, win either way.

wat if the guy figured that if u die he gets the rest of the 19 million

would u entrust ur life to some1?

 

[Magooglie]

So you're giving me super diabetes?