Would you rather...

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A or B.

  1. Option A, free house

    87.5%
  2. Option B, high paying job with a 30 year mortgage on a mansion.

    12.5%
  1. WorldofWarcraft

    WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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    Option A is you are given this decent house. The mortgage has been paid off and you are given the title. The neighborhood is decent, but the surrounding areas are very "diverse."

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    Option B, you are offered a very good paying job and you get a very nice house, but has a 30 year mortgage. The chances of you getting fired or laid off from this job is about average. The cars don't come with the house, you greedy piece of shit. You gotta furnish the home yourself with your new, high paying job. Needless to say, your chances of pulling hot chicks would be significantly higher with this option.

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    A in a second. If I had a home sans mortgage I could scale back my work and just work part time to save up for my kid's university and my retirement - and save for the occasional trip or a new car every 7 years or so.
     
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    choke you strangulation belt

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    Option a of course. I don't need a fancy mansion.
     
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  4. Monopoly

    Monopoly Out of mana.

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    I prefer free things that doesn't require me doing any hard work. So, A.
     
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  5. JAEGERX

    JAEGERX victorus aut mortis Platinum Member

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    the options are pretty lame bro, how about a spaceship or an underwater mansion
     
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    A. Why would i want to owe someone something?
     
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    Easily option A
     
  8. Harmonica

    Harmonica Strong, silent type

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    Yes. I would never ever live in a house resembling that mansion TS posted.
     
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    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Option A is only considered decent?
    Oh arent we fancy
     
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    LOL, did you edit the OP to put a more modest house in place of that 2,800 square footer you originaly had there?
     
  11. WorldofWarcraft

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    Well, aren't we a little hoity toity?
     
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    i think you and i have a drastically different understanding of girls lol.
     
  13. Monopoly

    Monopoly Out of mana.

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    You need some kind of a catch with option A. It's free and all but infested with nasty stuff. Or something like that. Or no one is going to pick B.
     
  14. BobSappIsMyDad

    BobSappIsMyDad Handsome Boy Graduate

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    Gimme my free shit
     
  15. Nowhere Fast

    Nowhere Fast Chules' Emotional Hostage.

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    Free house please Sir.
     
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    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Who wants the Playboy Mansion if you have to pay for the bunnies?
     
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    There, I added some diversity. Happy now?
     
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    Diversity is the cancer of the west, thanks for adding to it
     

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