News Would You Rather Fight a Medieval Priest or a Roman Foot Soldier?

[Bballfan123]

Two options

Medieval Priest
-Doesnt have hetero sex, very high T levels
-Obeys laws all day long, tough as nails
-Probably large and hefty, rotund stomach and powerful ab muscles
-Large, powerful forearms from doing priest stuff day in, day out
-Able to consume prodigious amounts of alcohol
-Not opposed to pillaging the coffers if the situation calls for it
-Doesnt commit many sins, has an incredible constitution from obeying the Bible day after day

Roman Foot Soldier
-Extremely good physical shape, could run 15 miles no questions asked
-Has taken many lives, would not hesitate to kill
-around 5'6, not as big as the priest
-Well travelled, dignified man. Has experienced many cultures and cuisines from years of pillaging
-Has sex, strong pelvic floor
-Able to consume prodigious amounts of alcohol

Who's the tougher out?

 

[misterfurious]

I’m a Sherdogger; they’re both getting their asses whipped at the same time.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

fight solder do priest

 

[Sobek]

That depends, am I a small boy?

 

[Bballfan123]

That depends, am I a small boy?

I don't know, maybe?

Are you?

 

[Tone C]

I think you've given this a bit too much thought....

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Two options

Medieval Priest
-Doesnt have hetero sex, very high T levels
-Obeys laws all day long, tough as nails
-Probably large and hefty, rotund stomach and powerful ab muscles
-Large, powerful forearms from doing priest stuff day in, day out
-Able to consume prodigious amounts of alcohol
-Not opposed to pillaging the coffers if the situation calls for it
-Doesnt commit many sins, has an incredible constitution from obeying the Bible day after day

Roman Foot Soldier
-Extremely good physical shape, could run 15 miles no questions asked
-Has taken many lives, would not hesitate to kill
-around 5'6, not as big as the priest
-Well travelled, dignified man. Has experienced many cultures and cuisines from years of pillaging
-Has sex, strong pelvic floor
-Able to consume prodigious amounts of alcohol

Who's the tougher out?

Those cans have no immunity to modern disease. I'll just cough on them and they'll topple over

 

[davidlemonparty]

Marry soldier fuck priest kill TS

 

[plataoplombo]

Priest. Hopefully my cardio is better than his. I feel like the foot soldier would try to stab you in your balls from the jump...no thanks.

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

Id fuck that soldier boy up. Im not fighting a priest, man of god.

 

[Bballfan123]

Priest. Hopefully my cardio is better than his. I feel like the foot soldier would try to stab you in your balls from the jump...no thanks.

You think you could out cardio a Medieval Priest?

He probably walked from like, Romania to Italy. On the regular. That's like 300 miles dude

Medieval ppl had cardio, how do think they got anywhere? Rube-r?

Priest wins 99/100

 

[Bballfan123]

Id fuck that soldier boy up. Im not fighting a priest, man of god.

Soldier boy has 100+ confirmed kills. Boils ppl in oil on Tuesdays. Runs 100 miles a week, every week. Does HIIT daily. Knows multiple languages

He's taking home a skull

 

[Domitian]

Is this Roman soldier a part of Caesar's legions or is it one of those cans that get wrecked at Cannae?

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

Soldier boy has 100+ confirmed kills. Boils ppl in oil on Tuesdays. Runs 100 miles a week, every week. Does HIIT daily. Knows multiple languages

He's taking home a skull

Is he a sherdogger? If not, hes done

 

[Ogata]

Why is the medieval priest overweight?


I assume they would be doing choirs and preying as oppose to consuming excess calories.

 

[davidlemonparty]

Why is the medieval priest overweight?


I assume they would be doing choirs and preying as oppose to consuming excess calories.

He'll be preying, alright. Preying on the souls of the unbelievers

 

[TheAlliance]

I don’t want to fight either. No way.

 

[Wetarmpits]

Lol at thinking that priest would be formadible. Have you seen a monk today? It’s not that much different. These fuckers were gardening and singing for most of the time while getting all their stuff from the villages around.

And lol at thinking that walking a lot will give any advantages. He’ll kill me with his stinky feet or varicose vains?! If you think that your cardio must be complete shit.

 

[melvinj0]

Throw a young boy down to distract the priest, run around and punch him in the back of the head hard

Over

 

[Whippy McGee]

I’m a Sherdogger; they’re both getting their asses whipped at the same time.