Would you pay for training sessions for a Hot Dog eating contest?

I was at the regional qualifier a couple weeks ago, it was at the county fair, our local champion ate 32 dogs, I think this is the year ole Dicknuts Joey goes down!!

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If putting weiners in my mouth was how I earned my living, I would want to know every trick of the trade.
 
That’s a lot of ground pig snouts and anuses.
 
I have a creeping suspicion that the Coney Island Hotdog contest discriminates against gays but I am pretty sure I know a few gay guys that could send Joey Chestnut back down to G-League in a wiener eating contest. Not all gays are hoes but god damn the ones that are truly are.
 
No. But Joey is the GOAT hot dog eating champ, I wonder how long he can remain at the top before he gets dethroned.
 
I’m sure there’s a few professional hot dog eaters here in the Mayberry if you know what I mean..
 
I was at the regional qualifier a couple weeks ago, it was at the county fair, our local champion ate 32 dogs, I think this is the year ole Dicknuts Joey goes down!!



Going down at a hot dog eating competition seems oddly appropriate
 
Chestnut is the fucking man. My dude body slammed a protestor mid competition and still won.
 
Fucking disgusting. Competitive eating is grotesque.
 
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