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Hey you
What is the name of that dungeon where if you were a troll or an ogre you had to duck like a retard at just the right time and spot , use a shrink potion like a snob or do the quest for the key with the door in the bright blue water
When you got there you killed those stupid elemental things that went warp and dropped that loam shit that every level 15 Intel caster had if they had a friend who was level 43. Or the first time some warrior caught a pickup there and made a twink!. Fuckin rygor rangers thinking you are better than me cuz you got a sash of the dB ! Not that that dropped there it dropped in velious I was just mocking "twinks" or mother fucker you can afford / are friends with / bought platinum with real life money to buy/have/borrow a fuckin cloak of flames or the white one I can't remember the name of but you cant arm yourself better than a gosh darn blood point and a wurmslayor and don't even understand how the fn taunt button works !!@@
Then there's those big giant construct things that used to be a raid mob that are magic resistant as hell and had too many hit points but a few expansions later you could solo and feel like a boss.
Then you get in there and it's like erudite ghosts and skeletons and if you go down you get the smoldering brand off the rat dude . Asian power level farmers would take a high level mage and go afk and have the pet smash the gargoyles to create new members of kylin eyes and then youd see some bot program doing the work when some dork fizzled a billion level 3 spells by the bank in pok for 4 days straight so they might actually land a mez or a slow . You could come through and get rich just looting if you were crafty and timed the spawn and buy the fungi and the fbss and a God damn frost bringer and a lamentation or even some golden efeerti boots ! What was the name of this God damnd dungeon I can't remember for the life of me.
Like 10 expansions later I would 3 box with my enchanter/ranger/sk/warrior/ paladin combo and some mercenaries and a case of Miller highlfe and just solo the shit out of the place by myself and just be so happy . I can hear every sound effect . I can see every mob ..irritating me I can't remember it's name and don't want to cheat and ask the internet. Its not howling stones with the sentient bile. It's not lower guk with the mith 2 hander. Chardok is those stupid lizard dragon thing skeletons. Old seb I think is the fungi ....its old school og ever quest dungeon. I loved the vibe like it was run down and you could tell used to be the spot but wasn't any more once kunark and velious were the jam but you could always get it cracking there and make good exp and cash if nothing else was going on there and even take on multiple camps at a time ( pre pull the whole place and smash em like putties days) if you had decent crowd control and or timing and was almost always a fun night . People stopped going cuz everyone was afraid of looking like a retard on that door in front of strangers . I had a shaman buddy and we always rolled mad shrink potions and always played max tiny in dungeons for vision and maneuverability issues so I rarely had to get stuck thank God but I member my first time there as a troll warrior and not knowing any better and feeling so fucking stupid. ....and also if you got stuck no one else could pop in making everyone mad and then you'd get a million "helpful" tells in bright ass purple telling your dumb ass how to get out of the fn doorway. Omg what is the name of that place. In the erudite city I think.
I had a bajillion million aa points.