Would you eat this Continental Breakfast?

[Michaelangelo]

the next photo is a granola bar made of crickets

 

[SummerStriker]

In the most basic Airport lounges this would be the Continental Breakfast i would see.

I feel like you can't tell if that is good or not by the picture. If the pastries are 100% high fructose corn syrup, two days old, and nasty, they'd look about the same as fresh, delicious ones. And the juice could be fresh squeezed or 100% acid. Who knows! I've had both.

 

[William Huggins]

Mate , what that German guy made you eat in the cell doesn't qualify as a continental breakfast...

I've never seen so much red sauce in all my life, when I sliced it in 2 with my teeth......... I really don't understand German sausage lollipop..... Fuck knows why he screamed and ran around?

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

I've never seen so much red sauce in all my life, when I sliced it in 2 with my teeth......... I really don't understand German sausage lollipop..... Fuck knows why he screamed and ran around?

Sounds like he became less of a Bratwurst and more of a Sauerkraut...

 

[William Huggins]

Sounds like he became less of a Bratwurst and more of a Sauerkraut...

Definitely no 88mm

 

[Tone C]

I've never seen so much red sauce in all my life, when I sliced it in 2 with my teeth......... I really don't understand German sausage lollipop..... Fuck knows why he screamed and ran around?

You need some mash to go with that red sauce and sausage.

 

[-Magua-]

the next photo is a granola bar made of crickets

Would prefer much instead.
20- 25 grams protein per bar.

If these are my meal choices, reckon macros are the least of my concerns.

 

[rocketskates]

I’d rather sleep in my car than stay at a motel 6.

 

[Tone C]

What do you usually feed him?

Nothing, he's dead . Still fucks him though.

 

[Osculater]

the next photo is a granola bar made of crickets

At least it ain't vegan, amirite?

 

[Tone C]

At least it ain't vegan, amirite?

If it was it would have told you by now.

 

[blaseblase]

That must be bottom of the barrel, I don't go to fancy hotels but I've never seen a "Continental breakfast" that looked like that. They will at least usually give you that fake egg mixture and your fill of pastries.

 

[Osculater]

You need some mash to go with that red sauce and sausage.

White and green mash