Would You? Could You?

Whoever pays for this is such a loser that suicide is the only solution.
 
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All the vodka in Russia couldn't make me.
 
When she was arrested, police said her purse contained meth, crack cocaine and a large amount of pills.

Sounds like a good time to me.
 
The cost of the Viagra required would be astronomical.
 
If I was stumbling home drunk and she appeared under a dim street light promising to love me long time then I'm pretty sure I already have.
 
Not to get too graphic but she probably offers to let her clients do some very weird shit to her. Like right on her face and stuff.
 
Man, that stroke really did a number on Tim curry.
 
Not to get too graphic but she probably offers to let her clients do some very weird shit to her. Like right on her face and stuff.

Gorge on taco bell & let her be the tail of my human centipede.
 
After having murdered Andy Dufresne's wife and framing him for it?
 
Guessing she posts ads on the Internet with pictures of someone else, and once you're there it's pretty much on regardless. And she's probably very inexpensive.

Stay high class with hookers, I guess, is the lesson here.
 
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