Would You? Could You?

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  1. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Whoever pays for this is such a loser that suicide is the only solution.
     
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    Thai Domi Silver Belt

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    All the vodka in Russia couldn't make me.
     
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    Sounds like a good time to me.
     
  5. ralphc1

    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    The cost of the Viagra required would be astronomical.
     
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    If I was stumbling home drunk and she appeared under a dim street light promising to love me long time then I'm pretty sure I already have.
     
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    faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    Not to get too graphic but she probably offers to let her clients do some very weird shit to her. Like right on her face and stuff.
     
  8. Todd Gack

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    Man, that stroke really did a number on Tim curry.
     
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    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Gorge on taco bell & let her be the tail of my human centipede.
     
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    $uicideboy$ ROPE GANG Banned

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  11. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    After having murdered Andy Dufresne's wife and framing him for it?
     
  12. Jermei

    Jermei Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    That's the best part....
     
  13. drstrangelov

    drstrangelov Hey.

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    Guessing she posts ads on the Internet with pictures of someone else, and once you're there it's pretty much on regardless. And she's probably very inexpensive.

    Stay high class with hookers, I guess, is the lesson here.
     
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    Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    Not even once.
     
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    Hyperglide Bonafide. Known To Ride.

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    MMA made EASY Green Belt

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    hehehehe

    Yup, that was funny.
     
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    faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    I just did weird shit to my pants
     
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    korean blood Keep tracks that make an Arab thief clap Platinum Member

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    Eau Claire? She's like a 6 or 7 there.
     
  20. louky

    louky aligned for 9

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    All the bourbon in Kentucky couldn't make me.

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