Would you be more trustful of a human size bird or cockaroach

[lakersfan45]

Like big bird size bird or cockaroach which would u trust more if they were both six feet tall

 

[Pliny Pete]

Im the King of many birds already, as you well know, they would put in a good word for me

 

[lakersfan45]

I think I can handle a huge cockaroach

 

[Otto!]

I’d befriend the 6 foot tall bird, then kill it and deep fry it on a Friday, and invite @Arqueto @HUGHPHUG @Red Beard @Frank McEdgar @Spath @Clippy.

Fried Chicken Fridays would become legendary.

 

[Renard]

Pretty sure people would capture the chicken to breed giant chickens. Half rooster DNA, half giant chicken = 3 ft tall chickens.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Cockroach ain't doing shit if I have a flashlight.

 

[lakersfan45]

Cockroach ain't doing shit if I have a flashlight.

These aren’t vampires this isn’t a alysa Milano plot

 

[Henry Swanson]

Yes I would absolutely trust a giant cockroach with my finances.

 

[Naught2Sixty]

These aren’t vampires this isn’t a alysa Milano plot

She was a witch no?

 

[lakersfan45]

She was a witch no?

Cmon dawg

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Bird.. easily..

 

[Alphaboy]

I wouldn't know who to trust.

 

[ssBaldy]

Like big bird size bird or cockaroach which would u trust more if they were both six feet tall

You do know ostriches and kassowaries exist, eh? Dont trust a kassowary though, they are venomous and agressive.

 

[lakersfan45]

You do know ostriches and kassowaries exist, eh? Dont trust a kassowary though, they are venomous and agressive.

I’m talking the real thing man not these bird adjacent

 

[Clippy]

I’d befriend the 6 foot tall bird, then kill it and deep fry it on a Friday, and invite @Arqueto @HUGHPHUG @Red Beard @Frank McEdgar @Spath @Clippy.

Fried Chicken Fridays would become legendary.

Fuck yah let's party

 

[Naught2Sixty]

Cmon dawg

 

[Swiftie]

Birds...Cockroaches come out and sneak around out night when you're sleeping.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Bird is the word

 

[Texan6533]

Bird. I don’t trust bugs at normal size much less giant sized.