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Would u rather fight a UFC fighter or line up against a team of Greg Hardys on a football field?

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  1. The Mookster

    The Mookster Green Belt

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    serious question...
    Would you rather fight Dustin Porieir in 3 five minute rounds or line up against NFL caliber athletes like Greg Hardy for four quarters? Lets say each paid the same...

    Personally i dont want to get ran over by 280 lb monsters for an entire game and would rather take my chances in the octogon. At least if you lose, you only get KOed once lol
     
  2. Crimson Glory

    Crimson Glory Go Pack Go!

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    Face one fighter who's 180 lbs or face a bunch of giants who'll give me whiplash, CTE and God knows what else?

    I'm going to have to go with Dustin.
     
  3. testoviron

    testoviron White Belt

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    I would fight Hardy and knock him out cold.
     
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    TITS Red Bra Platinum Member

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    So is this the new trolling craze here? Greg Hardy has replaced Conor with obnoxious bait threads?
     
  5. Itiswhatitis

    Itiswhatitis White Belt

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    I'll take option number 1 and tap out as soon as the first round starts. Easy money.
     
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  6. NihilisticNomad

    NihilisticNomad Praise the sun!

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    Got to take the mma fight option, not that either would be 'easy' but at least with mma it would be over quickly if it all went to shit.
     
  7. Son of Werdum

    Son of Werdum Black Belt

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    Thing is your average, normal-sized, fairly athletic black dude could easily knock out D-Level manlets like Porier or Conor, but they would get smashed by the monsters in the NFL.

    There are levels and NFL players like Hardy are at the top while MMA guys are at the very bottom down there with dice players and bowlers.
     
  8. storeybuckle

    storeybuckle Brown Belt

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    I'd rather play football. You get a break every 10 seconds with oxygen tanks supplied and the NFL fanboys(groupies) usually let there ladies give favors to them right after the game (cucks)
     

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