Would Anderson Silva with a shotgun beat The Chris?

Was probably funnier when you wrote that down when high.

Now? ... not so much.
 
Thats interesting question coming from someone with double yellow

I had to dish out a little forum beatdown, sometimes you gotta stretch the rules to get it done. I'm ok with that. I'm sort of like batman, only on the internet.
 
Back in the day Anderson was a straight up gangsta and he almost shot Rafael Cordeiro for slapping him.

We all know Chris slapped him around like a red headed stepchild. If the UFC allowed Anderson to bring a shotgun to the octagon, do you think Anderson would win this time?

I say The Spider murks The Chris with a shotgun, and IMHO this puts an asterisk on those wins and on Weidmans "accomplishments". He never had to deal with Thug life Spider.

Can we start an online petition for UFC to allow Silva to bring a sawed off to the octagon and unbreak our hearts?

If Weidman somehow survives that, I demand he has to fight scientifically pumped and modified Vitor with adamantium skeleton and a football helmet and chainsaw Machida.

If not, there will always be an asterisk on those wins!!!1!1

Are you retarded ts?

Anderson beats Chris 8/10 times. You know it.
 
LMAO so really you're just butthurt

I'm mirroring the absolute stupidity of some Sherdog posters who are exercising these fantasy mind games of hypothetical situations where their favorites have ridiculous advantages, in order to get the result they so much wanted.

I think "butthurt" would mean something where my feelings are hurt. My feelings aren't hurt but obviously some can't get over the losses of their favorites and after such a long time it's just ruining the forum experience for everyone.
 
I'm mirroring the absolute stupidity of some Sherdog posters who are exercising these fantasy mind games of hypothetical situations where their favorites have ridiculous advantages, in order to get the result they so much wanted.

I think "butthurt" would mean something where my feelings are hurt. My feelings aren't hurt but obviously some can't get over the losses of their favorites and after such a long time it's just ruining the forum experience for everyone.

Ah... the 'I'm not a retard, I'm just acting like one' tactic.
 
Ah... the 'I'm not a retard, I'm just acting like one' tactic.

Or the "these kinds of questions are beyond stupidity and everyone should take pause before posting them"

Fueled by the latest "would the lion in mens clothing that we know as TRT vitor beat The Chris"
 
Are you retarded ts?

Anderson beats Chris 8/10 times. You know it.
Even with a Shotgun you'd only have him winning 8/10 times? Anderson may not be quite as good as Chris but come on, give the man a little credit...
 
Or the "these kinds of questions are beyond stupidity and everyone should take pause before posting them"

Fueled by the latest "would the lion in mens clothing that we know as TRT vitor beat The Chris"

And what better way to show stupid these posts are than to add more of them.
 
Yeah, "dumb & dumber".

With the difference that I can actually turn it off on demand ;)

Here is a metaphor for you and life (you are bobby.)

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Any truth about the rafael comments??

Yeah, this article for example.

Anderson Silva was making his living teaching jiu-jitsu classes and Rafael Cordeiro, Chute Boxe head coach at that time, didn't want him to continue. They had a heated argument in which Anderson was slapped on the face.

Afterwards, Anderson went to a place where Cordeiro was, accompanied by two guys, and held a shotgun while he was waiting for the coach to return. His two companions apparently lost their nerve and they talked Anderson out of the action, making him control himself and give up on his intent.
 
go to 22:34 OP..

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"I'm not competing with a gun" - Weidman

Wasteland this garbage thread.
 
Chris would probably just check the bullet and the bullet would break.
 
Even with a Shotgun you'd only have him winning 8/10 times? Anderson may not be quite as good as Chris but come on, give the man a little credit...

no shit, AS + a fucking shotgun = chew lose

Royals might edge him late doe.
 
The shotgun would probably be loaded with blanks, sad really, Anderson has 'performance' problems as it is.
 
Fair enough.

How about an ACTUAL lion, dressed up in Vitors clothing, with a mohawk?

If Vitor got in octagon riding on a lion, and Anderson with iron legs they still couldn't do shit to Weidman.

Chris bless.

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