Worst Quote in MMA?

[Jose Beehive]

Britain Hart:
"But I'm not a person.. I'm a Feeling"

 

[UFCFantasyMVP]

"It is what it is".. I love Max but, as someone that's literate, saying that makes me feel dumb.

 

[Chomsky Honk]

“Lil Eagle, soars again!”

 

[abject]

"So much cock, cock guy" Werdum.

 

[TheBigJuicyGuy]

Thank you TS for making such a glorious thread on Christmas Eve.

"In the heat of the fight, I didn't feel him tap. Afterwards, when I watched the fight, I'd realized that I'd held on too long. But I really didn't mean to hurt him, you know?...But it's just the way I fight, it's my style."

~Paul Harris

Regarding him holding submissions too long, specifically, the Mike Pierce submission.

 

[TheMaster]

"All you need is Gracie Jiu Jitsu"

Royce Gracie UFC 1

 

[wwkirk]

"All you need is Gracie Jiu Jitsu"

Royce Gracie UFC 1

He really said that? So, UFC 1 was a disguised infomercial?

 

[snugglecakes]

"Don't believe in the hype just believe what you see"

-brandon vera during the pre fight hype interview before his big timmay fight... and then he proceeds to go get his ass kicked starting off a 4-7 slump that leads to him being cut from the UFC

 

[Ace70 V2]

 

[TheMaster]

He really said that? So, UFC 1 was a disguised infomercial?

It's wasn't even well disguised since Rorion Gracie was the booker and co-organizer of the event.
They believed it too up until about UFC 5.

 

[finalboss]

Probably something by Kenny Florian.

"Probably something by Kenny Florian."

- Kenny Florian

 

[Hellowhosthat]

"here we go evil here we go woof woof"

 

[Jozo Sha]

"That __________ really hurt ___________!"

 

[wwkirk]

lol I forgot how foul mouthed Dana used to be.
By comparison, he can pass as professional now.

 

[pick999]

Anything gaethjie says

 

[Prologue]

Me showing up to any "dumb quotes" thread looking for Tito quotes.

 

[snugglecakes]

 

[johnyboy]

"You absolutely cannot convince me Nunes couldn't compete with professional-level men of a similar size."
~ Luke Thomas

Nah that one is fine. He's just letting people know off the bat he's useless

 

[johnyboy]

"You know damn well who I am" Jeremy Stephens to Conor McGregor

You know what, he did

 

[Anialater]

90% of the game is half mental
- Tim Sylvia