Worst Quote in MMA?

[Dude Incredible]

"Jolie's Wife"
Probably not the worst but it's the only prefight press conference I've ever watched and I was embarrassed.

 

[Dude Incredible]

lol sloppy 200ths is more like it for that clown...

I'd assume 200 is a gross underestimate. Probably as many dicks as stars in the sky plowed Jenna before he got to it.

 

[Azor]

"These things happen in MMA" - Gus Johnson, literally seconds after the first national televised brawl broke out in an MMA org.

 

[snugglecakes]

“The one thing with Brock… center of gravity he’s been there for years”
- Bill Goldberg at the announcer desk for Brock lesnar’s first mma fight at k1 dynamite

 

[mattemate]

lol sloppy 200ths is more like it for that clown...

Hey now, we're not gonna bring counting into this.

 

[Leonard Haid]

"You absolutely cannot convince me Nunes couldn't compete with professional-level men of a similar size."
~ Luke Thomas

 

[HeDidn'tWantTheFight]

"Oh Joseph's okay"

-Michael Bisping

 

[STAY GOLD]

Here ya go:



Starting with "Soraldo Babalu."

 

[Chet Ubetcha]

Perhaps the best quote:

"How taste my peepee...?" - A. Arlovski

 

[mmaknight]

"I'll motorboat his ass" - Joshua Kosheck in reference to Georges St. Pierre.

 

[mmaknight]

......

-Kenflo

 

[Kowboy Karl]

If you believe it then you achieve it

 

[Sparky]

 

[Macsworth]

"You know damn well who I am" Jeremy Stephens to Conor McGregor

 

[Flying omoplata]

joe rogan "welcome to the Machida era"

 

[McLoving]

Anything Luke rockhold

 

[Iron Nick]

"Everybody's on steroids" - Nate Diaz

 

[StonedLemur]

You kiddin me right now. He's reaching for...he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine. And the wine is already sounding like a violin, with that cheese and wine..ahmmm, we'll see on November 24th.

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Tito is quite possibly the dumbest fuck on earth.

 

[beef-fire]

“I train six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be training.”

- Tito

 

[RicardinhoPT]

This thread is great