Worst beard in MMA?

[CrimsonFan]

Lmao. That is one terrible beard

 

[cevo]

My vote is for Tyrone Woodley. That thing is nasty barely better than a neck beard. Doesn't look manley.

Conor has an awful beard, barely anything on the sides. But for some reason it fits him perfectly lol.

 

[Vil7]

Yeah that is going to be hard to top. I wonder if it grows out that poorly naturally or if he shaved it to look like that. It's weird how asymmetric it is.

 

[DuncanFan819]

He has the most punchable face of all time. Why is he always kind of smiling? Who smiles all the time? I feel like he's mocking us with his youth and health and good looks. Fuck 'im!

It's the nervous smile of an overly religious kid on the verge of losing his sanity who has more than likely been physically compromised by his pastor.

I would be willing to bet that he will murder somebody in the next 10-15 years.

 

[cmw43]

 

[cmw43]

Not being racist, but he's an action movie stereotype of a chicano gangbanger.

If he shaved the bit off his chin with those eyebrows hes been waxing he looks like he's getting ready to play John Leguizamo's part in To Wong Foo, just gotta put on some lipstick and a wig.

 

[DarkneT]

Chiesa's just looks plain uncomfortable

 

[Thesnake101]

@Drake

 

[WeirdFacts]

He has the most punchable face of all time. Why is he always kind of smiling? Who smiles all the time? I feel like he's mocking us with his youth and health and good looks. Fuck 'im!

To me Sage's smile has always had that "I have so many family skeletons in my closet if I stop smiling I die" vibe.

 

[Italian Brock]

Have you seen Joe "pube beard" Stevenson lately?

Did he join al qaeda or something ?

 

[WeirdFacts]

@Drake

Whats wrong with this? Looks okay to me

 

[WeirdFacts]

Half black and half white

 

[Weidman]

 

[thomnasty]

someone's gonna have to explain this one to me, please.

 

[SleepyBoy]

Spoiler

LOL.
Where is the other half of his mustache. it's all over the place. Kudos for somehow thinking of him for this thread and having this pic ready to go. lol.

 

[Dart Feld]

someone's gonna have to explain this one to me, please.

A beard is also slang for a woman that a gay guy goes out with in public to appear straight while he's still in the closet/dating guys in private.

GSP has had those kinds of rumors for most of his career.

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

Have you seen Joe "pube beard" Stevenson lately?

I just looked up Joe Stevenson's record.
He lost 6 in a row, a few fights ago.

 

[HaulParris]

Best beard..

I'm jealous.

 

[UhHuhSure]

hairbeard

judgebeard

Nelson looks like he's got some chicken nuggets stashed in there...
Beltram, has the GOAT beard when braided IMO.

 

[HaulParris]

Uhmm what? Dean of Mean is keen on peen?