working with women stories.

[RhinoRush]

Had a great women in the workplace experience today. One of the office girls locked her keys in the office. The great part is how she worded it. She very sternly informed all the other girls 'not to ask her about getting into the office' because her keys were 'in the office'. Not that she locked them in there, bit that those dastardly keys got in the office and refused to let her in.

I didn't open the office for her until she admitted that she locked them in there. She only admitted it once the brinks truck showed up for a cash drop.

Share your women in the workplace stories, they really are the best. And by best, I mean worst.

 

[Falsedawn]

Dear christ the gossip. I've learned more about my VP from the ladies in our office than I ever have working with him directly.

One thing you learn very early is to keep your fucking mouth shut. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

 

[Loiosh]

I had a case that was really important, so I put my top Risk Analyst on it. Within two minutes she'd found links to five fraudulent accounts.

I was going to close the account immediately, but she asked me to leave the case with her. I did, and within a day she'd managed to get the fraudster to submit information that led her to another seven bad accounts.

It was awesome.

 

[irish_thug]

Well, years ago I had this smoke-show who worked under me, and now she's my wife.

 

[Prime Ang]

Girl said I sexually harrassed her because I jokingly said "I love you", she was a really unattractive asian lesbian. I got warned, and made no further contact with her, then she wrote a letter to our store manager, he sat me down, I literally told him "Does she look like the type of girl I'd sleep with?", he said "No, she's also made this complaint about 2 other men in the store". She was fired the next week, fuck her.

All the girls in the store were also on my side which helped, because I was sleeping with a few of them.

 

[irish_thug]

Once my old boss said to me "how can you be expected to discipline them if you can't keep your dick out of them?"

This was after I tried to get the HR manager to start hiring fluff girls.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I work in a hospital, and tried to tell a few nurses once that the full moon doesn't affect human behavior.
Every one swore up and down, "It's true! You just haven't worked in ER."

I worked in ER for eight years.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

I worked with 2 married women who were friends until my friend banged both of them. Then they hated each other and went back and forth about who my friend liked more or first. remember they were both married. One ends up pregnant and does not know who the father is. The whole office knew that she had no idea who the father was. They threw her a baby shower and her poor husband showed up for it. Good times.

 

[IIIIIIII]

i work in i.t., so i don't deal with women. yeah, i know you're all jealous lol.

 

[WorldofWarcraft]

I work in a large casino. Lots of fucking going on. I can't count how many times I've caught a cocktail waitress sucking some guy's dick or getting fucked in a hidden area. And it's literally all of them. The single ones and the married ones.

 

[fbgn]

Girl said I sexually harrassed her because I jokingly said "I love you", she was a really unattractive asian lesbian. I got warned, and made no further contact with her, then she wrote a letter to our store manager, he sat me down, I literally told him "Does she look like the type of girl I'd sleep with?", he said "No, she's also made this complaint about 2 other men in the store". She was fired the next week, fuck her.

All the girls in the store were also on my side which helped, because I was sleeping with a few of them.

literally none of this happened

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I work in a large casino. Lots of fucking going on. I can't count how many times I've caught a cocktail waitress sucking some guy's dick or getting fucked in a hidden area. And it's literally all of them. The single ones and the married ones.

It's like that in five star hotels too.
Everybody gettin' some.

 

[MaureenCretis]

getting fucked in a hidden area

Never heard it called that before.

 

[sub_thug]

I worked with 2 married women who were friends until my friend banged both of them. Then they hated each other and went back and forth about who my friend liked more or first. remember they were both married. One ends up pregnant and does not know who the father is. The whole office knew that she had no idea who the father was. They threw her a baby shower and her poor husband showed up for it. Good times.

I work in a large casino. Lots of fucking going on. I can't count how many times I've caught a cocktail waitress sucking some guy's dick or getting fucked in a hidden area. And it's literally all of them. The single ones and the married ones.

It's like that in five star hotels too.
Everybody gettin' some.

Stories like these make me lose faith in humanity all over again

 

[Scerpi]

One woman in an office - Thumbs up, good working environment
Two women in an office - Mostly ok, sometimes shaky
Three + women in an office - Too much fucking drama

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Stories like these make me lose faith in humanity all over again

What?
Whether married or no, everybody likes naughty time.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

I worked with some rugged women and was sexually harassed often.

 

[sub_thug]

What?
Whether married or no, everybody likes naughty time.

I hate the idea that there are environments where literally no one is faithful to their spouse. I can't think of anything that would break my heart more than to find out that my future wife was cheating on me. I feel absolutely awful for anyone who has to go through this.

 

[greygoose]

I worked with this one woman one time, and ended up marrying her. The end.

 

[neverwas]

I hate the idea that there are environments where literally no one is faithful to their spouse. I can't think of anything that would break my heart more than to find out that my future wife was cheating on me. I feel absolutely awful for anyone who has to go through this.

don't ever work in a hospital then,they are all shagging each other,and anyone of em that denies it is a fucking liar. I've even known the girls to be having affairs with other girls while married.