Social Work wife???

[lsa]

I have a work wife and a work mom.
Kinda funny how when you work with people enough they totally become like family in the right environment.
Actually now that I think about it like the only people I talked to from work during the covid break were women.

I seen a porno that started this way..

 

[Red Beard]

Using county or state email for personal business?

WE are the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!

 

[Red Beard]

I seen a porno that started this way..

Did someone get their hand stuck in a sink? I seen that one too...

 

[genecop]

As in they don't have email? We have got a bunch of Colombians at work at the moment we've shipped in for a month to do an office move. And most of them don't understand what an email is, let alone have one. I feel bad because I don't speak Spanish so trying to explain to them is really problematic unless I have someone on hand to translate.

Its more about their age and their reluctance to embrace technology..
I know some people even in their mid 40’s that use just enough technology to survive..

 

[lsa]

Did someone get their hand stuck in a sink? I seen that one too...

and then the pizza delivery guy shows up

 

[Red Beard]

and then the pizza delivery guy shows up

He had a hole in the pizza where there shouldn't be a hole.

 

[lsa]

He had a hole in the pizza where there shouldn't be a hole.

thats how you get covid!

 

[Zinger]

"Also, no Girls allowed"

I have no Idea who those People are.

 

[Red Beard]

thats how you get covid!

The female was a super spreader IIRC

 

[SoberAwakening]

LONG STORY: Had a work wife. We became best friends. She was married at the time, mom of 1 and ended up having another. Got divorced when the second kid turned about 3-4.

I was single at the time, then dating and finally marrying my wife. My work wife/best friend was even in my wedding party.

Our work relationship worked because one of us was married at any given time and so we never saw each other as anything more. Then it got weird.

We were joking one day about what life would be like if we ever ended up together and then the conversation got serious. She told me, "we can never be together because I can never give you want, which is a baby." She knew I wanted to be a dad, and she got her tubes tied after her second. This through me for a loop because we never talked about being together.

She got divorced and started dating about 6 months later. I found myself secretly getting jealous from time to time, but I was focused on my engagement and then marriage. Then things got worse.

My wife and I got pregnant with our daughter. My work wife threw the baby shower, things were all good. Then her mood started changing when my daughter was born.

1) She never came to see my daughter, even though we invited her numerous times. 2) She secretly got married and moved away. Never introduced me to the guy, even though he turned out to be an idiot, which she knew I would've figured out.

It's been 2 years, and we haven't talked since.

CLIFFS:
Work wife turned into best friend.
Best friends realized there might be more to their friendship.
Real life relationships and responsibilities pushed us away.
We don't talk anymore.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

I seen a porno that started this way..

Was I in it?
THEY TOLD ME THERE WAS NO FILM IN THAT CAMERA!

 

[Red Beard]

LONG STORY: Had a work wife. We became best friends. She was married at the time, mom of 1 and ended up having another. Got divorced when the second kid turned about 3-4.

I was single at the time, then dating and finally marrying my wife. My work wife/best friend was even in my wedding party.

Our work relationship worked because one of us was married at any given time and so we never saw each other as anything more. Then it got weird.

We were joking one day about what life would be like if we ever ended up together and then the conversation got serious. She told me, "we can never be together because I can never give you want, which is a baby." She knew I wanted to be a dad, and she got her tubes tied after her second. This through me for a loop because we never talked about being together.

She got divorced and started dating about 6 months later. I found myself secretly getting jealous from time to time, but I was focused on my engagement and then marriage. Then things got worse.

My wife and I got pregnant with our daughter. My work wife threw the baby shower, things were all good. Then her mood started changing when my daughter was born.

1) She never came to see my daughter, even though we invited her numerous times. 2) She secretly got married and moved away. Never introduced me to the guy, even though he turned out to be an idiot, which she knew I would've figured out.

It's been 2 years, and we haven't talked since.

CLIFFS:
Work wife turned into best friend.
Best friends realized there might be more to their friendship.
Real life relationships and responsibilities pushed us away.
We don't talk anymore.

Yeah but mine is different...
<{chips}>

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i work fomr home
so we talkin about handrea ot handjela?

 

[John Mabrey]

My wife actually made a joke about this by calling my partner at work my “work wife”. I was quick to correct her that she’s so much trouble I’d never want another wife. We both laughed. Pretty harmless I suppose.

Is that some kind of new slang or something wtf

 

[4daLuLZ]

This thread sucks.
Nothing to bank for spank.

BOOOOOOoooooooooo..........

 

[Red Beard]

This thread sucks.
Nothing to bank for spank.

BOOOOOOoooooooooo..........

@lsa and I discussed pornographic movies in pretty general detail without any of the explicit parts. If that doesn't do it for you, I don't know what to tell you.

 

[lsa]

@lsa and I discussed pornographic movies in pretty general detail without any of the explicit parts. If that doesn't do it for you, I don't know what to tell you.

I for one was very excited.
but then I am not made of stone

 

[fingercuffs]

Yeah I'm sure if IT started poking around, I'd have an interview of some sort lol. Nothing terrible but not work-related. The problem is 99.9% of people here are doing the same thing. As long as it isn't harassment, why would anyone open that can of worms?

My wife, as I tell her everything, said I'm funny and very nice to everyone. I also deal with inmates from a different angle working in the Chapel. I show emotions and that is the equivalent of yoga pants to a woman lol.

If you aren't too busy do you fancy doing my refresh on sexual harassment courses I have to get finished today? Lol.
In his case, security guys here seem to have a real struggle with hierarchy and slag everyone off so much it's ridiculous. So they'd totally stitch him up if they could to get a rung up the ladder.

 

[Red Beard]

I for one was very excited.
but then I am not made of stone

Flesh and bone my friend. Flesh and bone...

If you aren't too busy do you fancy doing my refresh on sexual harassment courses I have to get finished today? Lol.
In his case, security guys here seem to have a real struggle with hierarchy and slag everyone off so much it's ridiculous. So they'd totally stitch him up if they could to get a rung up the ladder.

Those courses are terrible lol. I do so many at my job I'm numb to it all.

 

[Spounman]

Alright boys, I'm starting a nice thread to get through this Wednesday! Most of us here have jobs and email is the most common way to communicate with co-workers in departments we are not near. My question for you guys is do any of you married guys have female co-workers that email you from time to time not involving business shit?

I work in Corrections as we've discussed and the officers go HAM email bombing female staff lol. I have a pretty good name where we are and women will show me these emails. They are horrendous. Simple as that.

I have quite a few female co-workers emailing me here and there and usually it's pretty brief as the WBS Ambassador doesn't shit where he eats and is happily married. Well, things got strange yesterday. I'll hit the cliffs at the end...

So I am friendly with a few women that work in different departments (LA 6-8s) and we talk about all types of non-work related stuff. No biggie...known them multiple years right? Well, two of the females I chat with became friends and I was brought up by one of them.

The other girl called me her work husband (I didn't agree to this lol). The girl she told said she thought I was HER work husband. They had a passive aggressive argument and now don't get along. I'm a Sherdogger so I guess the kid is in demand.

You guys got work wives?????



Cliffs: Two women at my work claimed me as their work husband even though I'm looking to play the work wife field like a Mormon.

Pretty much everywhere I've worked I've seen flirting going on in one way or another. Roll with the punches and avoid HR. I'll add them to Instagram or Snapchat but that's about it. When I worked for Tesla we had a really cute mexican girl working in the warehouse and our IT guy would always talk about her and call her Salma Hayek. I'd come back from lunch and he'd say smell your seat, Salma Hayek was just sitting there talking to me......
He was married too, his wife would come into the office and hang out sometimes.