woman preparing for job interview blows up 7-Eleven microwave with her urine

[JosephDredd]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/0...le-damages-7-eleven-microwave-police-say.html

Woman fined after urine sample damages 7-Eleven microwave, police say

Angelique Sanchez, 26, was cited Thursday for allegedly microwaving a urine sample at local store, damaging the appliance in an explosion, authorities said. (Aurora Police Department)

A Denver woman was cited Thursday for allegedly causing damage to a 7-Eleven store's microwave oven when she tried to heat a urine sample, authorities said.

A store clerk reported seeing the suspect, identified as Angelique Sanchez, 26, place something in the Aurora, Colo., store’s microwave before hearing a “loud bang” seconds later, Denver’s KUSA-TV reported, citing an Aurora Police Department report.

The clerk reportedly told Sanchez to clean up the mess or she would alert police. Sanchez then “wiped out the microwave onto the floor” with napkins and left, Pueblo’s KOAA-TV reported, also citing the police report.

The clerk then called police and told them she noticed “yellow liquid dripping from the microwave and the smell was unquestionably urine.”

Police later found Sanchez about a half-mile away, at a health clinic where she was waiting to undergo a physical exam and urinalysis for a potential job, according to the report.

Colorado woman cited after urine explodes in 7-Eleven microwave > https://t.co/fKo9DcMdak pic.twitter.com/F0IDUk0xQ3

— FOX5 Las Vegas (@FOX5Vegas) May 6, 2018
One of the quality-check measures for a urine screening involves making sure the sample is at body temperature, or around 98.6 degrees, KUSA-TV reported.

Sanchez reportedly told police that she had “cleaned up the mess and did not understand the problem.”

“When I reminded her that urine blew up where people prepare their food, she told me it was not real urine,” a police officer wrote in his report.

“When I reminded her that urine blew up where people prepare their food, she told me it was not real urine.”

- Police report
The officer said he issued Sanchez a summons for damaged property after informing her that the microwave is worth $500, KUSA-TV reported.

Sanchez was also not allowed to take the drug test that day, KOAA-TV reported.

 

[Sansnom]

 

[Cheese]

What a bitch ass for calling the cops. She cleaned it up. He broke his Word.

 

[FacePunch]

Wee should not be taking the piss from this young lady. Urine trouble now.

 

[My name is]

Put it against her vag or warm it up on the car heat on the way to the test

 

[Kraysla]

Guess she pissed hot.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Patriarchy really left her with no other options. Has anyone even asked why a woman would be left with no avenue to success other than microwaving her urine? That's the real issue here.

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

Wee should not be taking the piss from this young lady. Urine trouble now.

Oh man... I normally have to go to Reddit for this level of cringe, fucking hell, see yourself out

 

[jojoRed]

 

[Jack Reacheround]

So, was it synthetic urine or something? And i’m guessing she needed it warm because they won’t accept cold urine for the test?

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

Patriarchy really left her with no other options. Has anyone even asked why a woman would be left with no avenue to success other than microwaving her urine? That's the real issue here.

She probably smokes legal weed but her work she was applying for still sucks and tests.
If anything thus sucks tax payer resources were wasted because of a drug test.

 

[JosephDredd]

So, was it synthetic urine or something? And i’m guessing she needed it warm because they won’t accept cold urine for the test?

Pretty much, according to this link: https://www.9news.com/article/news/...to-explode-in-7-eleven-microwave/73-548900829

 

[Curmudgeon]

Jesus christ Dredd, I'd like to have my morning coffee with out spitting it up lol

 

[bref]

You think the lab techs would look at you funny if your urine sample smelled like taquitos and old nacho cheese?

 

[cabear]

But does piss explode when heated in a microwave??

 

[JosephDredd]

But does piss explode when heated in a microwave??

I think it was synthetic piss.

 

[Son of Jamin]

So she pissed hot?

 

[JosephDredd]

Guess she pissed hot.

So she pissed hot?

lol too slow @Son of Jamin

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

$500 for a microwave? Somebody is exploiting the situation.

You think the lab techs would look at you funny if your urine sample smelled like taquitos and old nacho cheese?

Her last name is Sanchez. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Losfer Words]