NBA WNBA 2K24: The Caitlin Offseason

[Revolver]

Lmao @ cangel Reese. Worst plus/minus on the team but she made a bunch of layups. Lmao

 

[Sweater of AV]

Lmao. Only poor people post the opinion of a guy who's famous for eating pizza for a living.

In before posting the Golden Corral's owner's tweets.

 

[AfroBanana]

We are celebrating the Sky losing by 20 and Reese forcing too much offense. They were never in the game really besides a short run to come within like 11 when Mercury took their foot off the gas and immediately went back up by 20.

Reese having a couple nice shots but still chronically missing inside 3-5 feet and being terribly inefficient.

Also 10 offensive rebounds from inefficient shit play which lead to more missed shots and turnovers.

The 10 rebounds on defense were fantastic

Basically she hit like 4 shots she normally doesn’t hit and had a better game. She does that sometimes to her credit. The step back jumper was nice.

Tell me you only look at stat lines and don’t watch the game without telling me……..

She was a very mixed bag last night and they got blown out even with Carter. Reese should not be the offensive focal point and it’s punishing them every time.

You can’t have your inefficient big getting that many looks and losing badly more often than not. If she had the 10 defensive rebounds, made a bunch of easy shots she missed and her team was competitive I would absolutely credit her more. We treat her like a retard “she made a couple shots most make” insert praise here. She should be playing better offensively every night.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Just fucking lol at posting Can Portnoy.

You can always spot the people that don't actually watch basketball and just sit on social media all day shoveling pizza in their mouths.

Sherfront bless.

 

[AfroBanana]

Lmao. Only poor people post the opinion of a guy who's famous for eating pizza for a living.

In before posting the Golden Corral's owner's tweets.

Says sweater of moms basement collecting disability checks and eating out of cans while posting 24/7 here. Eating Cheetos crumbs off your chest while spending your entire time here is fine dining for you. Your autistic lack of self awareness is hilarious. This guys career is having nothing in life but multiple beefs in a karate forum and replying to them at an alarming rate with his hands down his pants.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Says sweater of moms basement collecting disability checks and eating out of cans while posting 24/7 here. Eating Cheetos crumbs off your chest while spending your entire time here is fine dining for you. Your autistic lack of self awareness is hilarious. This guys career is having nothing in life but multiple beefs in a karate forum and replying to them at an alarming rate with his hands down his pants.

Lol at Aggro having her meltdown for the day.

You black yet, sweetheart?

 

[Sweater of AV]

While AggroCanana and Canvolver engage in hateful rhetoric while hilariously white-knighting each other, GOATgel is spreading wisdom, love, and the good word of the Lord.

 

[AfroBanana]

Lol at Aggro having her meltdown for the day.

You black yet, sweetheart?

Is it just me or does this dude scream “I haven’t left the house since 1995” and “I live in some depressed location”. Like every post and dated references reeks of this basement bubble boy being sheltered / dated af. No wonder why you can’t comprehend anything.

You posted like what 50-60 times since I went to bed and took a lunch? Arguing with 3-4 people per thread. You’re the loser my man, self awareness always lacks with your kind.

What’s the weather like in the basement today? Moldy/ smells like stale piss and overwhelming feeling of despair?

 

[Sweater of AV]

Is it just me or does this dude scream “I haven’t left the house since 1995” and “I live in some depressed location”. Like every post and dated references reeks of this basement bubble boy being sheltered / dated af. No wonder why you can’t comprehend anything.

You posted like what 50-60 times since I went to bed and took a lunch? Arguing with 3-4 people per thread. You’re the loser my man, self awareness always lacks with your kind.

What’s the weather like in the basement today? Moldy/ smells like stale piss and overwhelming feeling of despair?

I mean if you really want to go down that road, I don't think there's ever been a more hilarious case of living rent free in someone's head.

Have you considered having a life outside of me?

You're still white and still very, very stupid.

 

[Corona]

War goatlin

 

[Revolver]

War goatlin

Goatlin shouldn’t just be roty at this point. She should also be mvp. No one else would care about wnba if it wasn’t for her. She’s basically the Lebron of that league. The rustlemania she gives to giant cans is the cherry on top.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Clark and Bronny should play a game of one on one. Winner gets to play for the Lakers.

Rofl.



The Angel Reese thread is heating up. My girls are going strong:

Lmao @ watching the wnba. That’s almost as bad as watching wmma or some third world sport like cricket.

 

[AfroBanana]

While AggroCanana and Canvolver engage in hateful rhetoric while hilariously white-knighting each other, GOATgel is spreading wisdom, love, and the good word of the Lord.

Wait…. aren’t you literally the guy in the NBA thread calling Lebron names and having years taken off your life by him. What a basement dwelling shit tard. You’re literally in there mewing over something debatable…. name calling like a petulant child and in here where people aren’t name calling and being logical shaking your shit stained / Cheetos stained finger at others basement boi.

 

[AfroBanana]

I mean if you really want to go down that road, I don't think there's ever been a more hilarious case of living rent free in someone's head.

Have you considered having a life outside of me?

You're still white and still very, very stupid.

Says the guy doing this 24/7 365 days a year with 20x the posting volume of everyone. You’re literally doing this with multiple people ITT and other thread your autistic lack of awareness is on full display. Everyone can see it despite you hiding your posts in shame lol. We can see that post counter going up next to your name you jobless uneducated loser.

 

[AfroBanana]

My guy, this is embarrassing. Not only are you inept but you’re just flat out lying.

Reese shoots 40.2% from the field, Clark shoots 40.5%.

Hey look a retard with zero comprehension or analytical skills or understanding of anything.

I bet you just look up fighter records on Wikipedia and read stat lines for basketball just giving your retard level takes.

Here’s reality

——Less than 5 feet

Reese 45.5% 113/250

Clark 63.2% 60/95

——5-9 feet

Reese 12.5% 4/32

Clark 36.4% 8/22

——10-14 feet

Reese 40% 2/5

Clark 45.5% 5/11

——15-19 feet

Reese 36.4% 8/22

Clark 40% 4/10

——20-24%

Reese 22.2% 4/18

Clark 28.9% 13/45

——25-29 feet

Reese 0% 0/1

Clark 33.1% 50/151

——30-34 feet

Reese 0% 0/1

Clark 37.5% 15/40

———-Defensive Rebounds

Reese 197

Clark 161

————Assists

Reese 47

Clark 232

———-Blocks

Reese 12

Clark 24

————Steals

Reese 37

Clark 39

——————Source

Reese https://stats.wnba.com/player/1642291/shooting/

Clark https://stats.wnba.com/player/1642286/shooting/

I guess offensive rebounds from shit play are what count most right?

Fucking Clark is only 30 defensive rebounds behind her as a guard and smokes her in virtually every metric minus offensive rebounds aka terrible gameplay on that side of the court. Is a reason Reese is by far the most blocked and by far the most offensive rebounds and that’s not a positive most the time.

******* Clark’s team will finish much better than last season and Reese’s may finish worse than last season.

********Clark when including ppg and assists is by far the biggest offensive producer in the league right now. The next player is over 100 points behind her there. Shes now on the convo to win MVP potentially also.

You’re hating on Lebron harder than anyone is Angel and that argument at least is of substance.

This guy is melting down in multiple threads and trying to last word everyone he engages with lol.

The irony is delicious. What a loser sweater of basement is.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Wait…. aren’t you literally the guy in the NBA thread calling Lebron names and having years taken off your life by him. What a basement dwelling shit tard. You’re literally in there mewing over something debatable l, name calling like a petulant child and in here where people aren’t name calling and being logical shaking your shit stained / Cheetos stained finger at others basement boi.

Says the guy doing this 24/7 365 days a year with 20x the posting volume of everyone. You’re literally doing this with multiple people ITT and other thread your autistic lack of awareness is on full display. Everyone can see it despite you hiding your posts in shame lol. We can see that post counter going up next to your name you jobless uneducated loser.

Hey look a retard with zero comprehension or analytical skills or understanding of anything.

I bet you just look up fighter records on Wikipedia and read stat lines for basketball just giving your retard level takes.

Here’s reality

——Less than 5 feet

Reese 45.5% 113/250

Clark 63.2% 60/95

——5-9 feet

Reese 12.5% 4/32

Clark 36.4% 8/22

——10-14 feet

Reese 40% 2/5

Clark 45.5% 5/11

——15-19 feet

Reese 36.4% 8/22

Clark 40% 4/10

——20-24%

Reese 22.2% 4/18

Clark 28.9% 13/45

——25-29 feet

Reese 0% 0/1

Clark 33.1% 50/151

——30-34 feet

Reese 0% 0/1

Clark 37.5% 15/40

———-Defensive Rebounds

Reese 197

Clark 161

————Assists

Reese 47

Clark 232

———-Blocks

Reese 12

Clark 24

————Steals

Reese 37

Clark 39

——————Source

Reese https://stats.wnba.com/player/1642291/shooting/

Clark https://stats.wnba.com/player/1642286/shooting/

I guess offensive rebounds from shit play are what count most right?

Fucking Clark is only 30 defensive rebounds behind her as a guard and smokes her in virtually every metric minus offensive rebounds aka terrible gameplay on that side of the court. Is a reason Reese is by far the most blocked and by far the most offensive rebounds and that’s not a positive most the time.

******* Clark’s team will finish much better than last season and Reese’s may finish worse than last season.

********Clark when including ppg and assists is by far the biggest offensive producer in the league right now. The next player is over 100 points behind her there. Shes now on the convo to win MVP potentially also.

You’re hating on Lebron harder than anyone is Angel and that argument at least is of substance.

This guy is melting down in multiple threads and trying to last word everyone he engages with lol.

The irony is delicious. What a loser sweater of basement is.

Lmao at AggroCanana. Three posts of hilarious anger. Do you actually think people read this blathering nonsense?

My wife is black and has an enormous family. I spend a lot of time in the hood visiting many of them

lol @ a white southern European Latina girl being brown. She is the colonizer here (Spanish). These kids will be white af. She’s hot though.

Shit I’m more ethnic than her and my wife is black and our kids are fairly light with reddish hair.

Still white, still stupid.

 

[AfroBanana]

Lmao at AggroCanana. Three posts of hilarious anger. Do you actually think people read this blathering nonsense?






Still white, still stupid.

lol at the guy talking about posting volume.

Since you’re too inept to understand statistics here’s one for you…. I figure while I’m doing stats I’ll check out the top posters on sherdog. I looked at every poster in the top 10 with 100k + posts.

Sweater in mom’s basements posting rate would be 400,000k - 700,000k if he was a member as long as any of the top 100k posters and he would smoke everyone. The record is 150k.

Dude you post 7k + a year. Imagine yourself screenshotting anyone’s history, commenting on anyone’s post volume or saying anyone is rent free…….. you’re an autistic spaz.

My man you scream a depressive shut-in state. Stats don’t lie my man. You can cherry pick quote people about their race, nationality, living in a bunker etc while hiding your own lol……. But that’s just what makes you such a sad shit. Too bad you can’t hide your post count.

The quintessential basement dweller and forum troll. No wonder why every day things don't connect with you, you live in a black hole of depression and you’re stuck in a mindset from 3-4 decades ago.

Absolute bottom dwelling retard.

 

[Sweater of AV]

posting rate would be 400,000k - 700,000k if he was a member as long as any of the top 100k posters and he would smoke everyone. The record is 150k.

Dude you post 7k + a year.

Sherdog has been around for a little over 20 years. It would take someone about 60 years to get to 400k if they posted at 7k/year. There are actually many posters who post far more than me.

I actually don't think you've made a single true statement in this entire thread. That's actually somewhat impressive.You are truly an idiot. And of course, still white.

I'm glad you're still completely obsessed by my greatness. You are a sad boy, Aggro.

 

[Sweater of AV]

AggroCanana getting set to buy some Special Edition GOATgel sneakers.

Blessed.

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[AfroBanana]

Sherdog has been around for a little over 20 years. It would take someone about 60 years to get to 400k if they posted at 7k/year. There are actually many posters who post far more than me.

I actually don't think you've made a single true statement in this entire thread. That's actually somewhat impressive.You are truly an idiot. And of course, still white.

I'm glad you're still completely obsessed by my greatness. You are a sad boy, Aggro.

lol, I don’t need to hide mine. You’re like that with everyone 7000 a year. What a thing to be proud of…… When’s the last time you made it up the stairs?

Imagine being such a forum lurking loser with 7000+ posts a year you hide yours while stalking everyone else.

You’re literally the easiest rapid response on here.

sweating in moms basements comprehension and awareness are laughably bad.

Even taking the bait, you’re literally one of the highest volume posters on here loser.