Why is Wonderbread Thompson not married?

[firstroundpick]

I guarantee you that he has fucked more women than you and I, bruh.

lmao, i doubt it.. have you seen his wife?

 

[firstroundpick]

I will just leave this here...

lmao is that supposed to be proof

 

[Harlekin]

Better question is why haven't we ever heard of him having a girl friend or any rumors at all in 10 years.
It's fine if he is gay, still a super nice guy

 

[Bjjpitbull8]

Because marriage is a sham lolol

Because he's not an idiot

Because marriage is for beta chumps with no options. Wonderboy is a good looking, high value male with resources and plenty of bitches to choose from.

He doesn't want to lose half his shit.... besides , guys with options don't

Cause he's smart...that's why...marriage is an old fashioned political thing...nobody should ever get married....a piece of paper doesn't mean anything....it's one of those old fashioned things that should have died out long ago.

 

[Not A Real Fan]

If you're a hardcore Christian in the South you're expected to be married with kids by the time you're 23. Something is definitely sus.

 

[TommyGunz]

I honestly thought he was married to weidman’s sister.

 

[Steve-French]

Lol at Wonderbread. I don't remeber hearing that one. I used to move furniture on the side when I was younger and one of the drivers I was working with one day was this older black dude, and he called me wonderbread. It didn't bother me at all, but I bet he would have gotten pissed if I called him Eggplant.

 

[Mesos]

lmao is that supposed to be proof

Kind of hahaha

 

[firstroundpick]

Kind of hahaha

lol

 

[GSP4tw]

On the plus side, his dick not being in the way gives him an impressive kicking range.

That's what I try tell myself too.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

That's what I try tell myself too.

As a Sherdogger, I can barely get my leg above my waist.

 

[fzoid4454]

Just saw an Interview with Stephen Thompson and started wondering why this guy is single. He’s already in his late 30’s.

Hes Good Looking, Built, Famous fighter, lives in a mansion, has a bunch of nice cars, is rich and a Good Christian.

It makes no sense. Why isnt he married?

All of those factors would also mean he could, potentially, get more ass than a barstool, from hotties, on demand.

So, there's the whole "why buy the cow" thing.

 

[I am your real dad]

Isn't he with Weidman's sister or am i confused

Other way around I think.

 

[560ti]

No thats Stephens brother that married wiedmans sister

Too add to this Wonderboy has an older sister whose married to 8th degree BJJ black carlos machado whose like 20 years older than her

Carlos accidently knocked her up when she was fresh out of highschool and working as his "office assistant" at his BJJ academy

 

[The Big Bang]

If you're a hardcore Christian in the South you're expected to be married with kids by the time you're 23. Something is definitely sus.

It's super gay of you to say "sus".

 

[Juan Bombadil]

Because marriage is for beta chumps with no options. Wonderboy is a good looking, high value male with resources and plenty of bitches to choose from.

You sound like you’re single

 

[Ace70 V2]

If you're a hardcore Christian in the South you're expected to be married with kids by the time you're 23. Something is definitely sus.

Could be a man whore. Slanging that holy meat to all the heathen hoes out there

 

[weirdflex]

I think possibly the reason he ain't married is the very same reason he would find it easy to get married a hundred times over.

I recently watched an interview of him in Ireland which had a public audience. Every woman in the crowd was gushing for him.
Maybe he is just honest with himself that he "just wants to bang bro" - just let him bang bro

He probably gets all the family feels he ever needs from his work at gym teaching children, all of whom probably look up to him as a father more than their actual father.

The man probably cannot walk down the street without getting laid.

 

[NoSmilez]

I used to see him around before he got popular. He is super fucking nice but he looks scrawny in real life.