Why is this even a story?!?!?!

[hitmanclark]

I blame the insurance.

You, sir, are the thread winner.

 

[Lostcow]

Wouldn't that be a football ball?

Nope. Doesn't even resemble one.

 

[sprucelees]

lol this thread got funny

 

[Djangoman2k]

It's weird, but its news. They report other injuries, why not this one?

 

[CrashStitches]

I blame the insurance.

 

[campbecc]

I only looked because I thought it had to be a bad joke, since there is no bone in the penis.

I was shocked to see that it was being passed off as an actual "article".

it is a misnomer but a "fractured penis" is the term for the injury; it's not a joke it's rare but it happens.

 

[Sinc3r3]

Here's a gif of him moments before it happened

 

[accolyte1022]

Nope. Doesn't even resemble one.

Roger, football uses a soccer ball and football uses a football.

 

[bjjHERRERA]