Why don’t we ever hear about Dana’s family?

He doesn't want the hookers to know about his wife and children
 
He imports snow to his home in the Vegas desert. That’s all you need to know about Dana.
 
Dont despair, his estranged brother and Hollywood screenwriter Mike is making a tell all Netflix series all about Dana. Should be good. It's called "Fortune favors the bald". Keep an eye out.
 
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These responses... lmao
 
The same reason you never see Orange Skull with any of his grandkids or even interact with his 7ft tall on-the-spectrum son.
 
His wife took the kids and left about 3 years ago.
 
Some things are better off kept private, unlike the royal family which the media is on them 24/7 for whatever tf reason.

Or Dana doesn't want to see his wife get jacked by someone else or something.
 
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN TO NOT HEAR THIS SHIT???!!!
 
Does he have parents?

nope no parents. Rumor has it he was created by aliens and put on this planet to make us fight amongst each other for our alien overlords amusement. As the UFC grows so do his powers. Its clear to see his transformation from a skinny goof with bad teeth to an alpha male.
 
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