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Why doesn't Randy Couture get plastic surgery on his Cauliflower Ear?

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he's retired and in show business now. why does he keep that aborted fetus latched onto the side of his head. he has the money to correct it.
could allow him to play a wider array of roles in film
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Admit it, you just made this thread so you could type "aborted fetus"
 
probably because hes not actually in show business
 
You know that is funny. Him and I were just talking about that last night. He had mentioned that once you have it you can drain it but it comes back. He said if he ever does a big movie he can drain it for the shoot but it will come back.

 
That's a third-trimester foetus if you ask me...

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Because women find it sexy. They like to lick it and give it little bites
 
is this an ironic comeback to the "why don't Diaz brothers have tattoos" thread?

is TS actually that clever?
 
You know that is funny. Him and I were just talking about that last night. He had mentioned that once you have it you can drain it but it comes back. He said if he ever does a big movie he can drain it for the shoot but it will come back.


What a pussy,should have drained it the old fashioned way like Thompson or Petruzelli
 
You know that is funny. Him and I were just talking about that last night. He had mentioned that once you have it you can drain it but it comes back. He said if he ever does a big movie he can drain it for the shoot but it will come back.
I call bullshit. Once cauliflower hardens, it can't be drained. Only way is plastic surgery. You can only drain it before it hardens, which is a few days time. It can reappear after draining, but not always.
 
I call bullshit. Once cauliflower hardens, it can't be drained. Only way is plastic surgery. You can only drain it before it hardens, which is a few days time. It can reappear after draining, but not always.
my cousin had 3 surgeries on his cauliflower ear's and they went from looking like RDA's ears to GSP's

which is a huge improvement ,but still
 
"why doesnt Sagat get his scar removed surgically"

Cos hes a MAN

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The question is why don't anyone do it. Why'd you pick Randy?

The answer is because they like it. It makes them look tough. That's why they don't wear headgear like wrestlers do. "I can't wait to get my cauliflower ears"
 
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