Why do people care about basketball?

[n...not crazy]

As soon as I realized that

It's the only sport that your team will repeatedly cheat and intentionally get caught in the last few minutes

In order to increase their chances of winning, due to the fact that they'll be awarded possession of the ball very soon

And this happens in no other sport, ever

That I included that this Basketball sport is frickin' retarded, and is suitable only for playing at the park.

It's the equivalent of facemasking someone in the NFL to somehow force a field goal attempt, then the other team has to kick the ball to you.

And everyone just accepts it.

It just might be the dumbest thing ever.

 

[bad seed]

Because all the best players, and the overwhelming majority of the teams, are black.



Same answer.

never heard of the Warriors?

Their audience is whiter than Stanford's campus.

 

[Son of Werdum]

Why do people care about football? You have to be an abnormally muscular/large and athletic man to play.

Why do people care about soccer? You have to have a lean body fat percentage and extraordinary cardio.

Why do people care about gymnastics? You have to be a 5'4" man built like a tank to be elite.

Why do people care about marathon running? You have to be a 135 lb Kenyan twig to compete.

Why do people care about boxing or MMA? You need to have extraordinary pain tolerance, heart, aggression and confidence to be a champ.

Why do people care about leading scientific discoveries? You need to have an otherworldly intellect and dedication in order to advance a field of science.

Obviously the "common man" does not meet the metric to succeed at any of those sports at an elite level, therefore no one should find them entertaining.

People should watch dadbods sitting on the couch drinking shitty beer and watching TV because that's what the "common man" succeeds at.

By the way here is 5'9" Nate Robinson blocking 7'6" Yao Ming: