Why cant i do anything?

[Nimrod]

I have been sitting here for 3 hours ..

I cant do anything!

I think theres something wrong with me ..

 

[HomeRun916]

10/10

Would read again

 

[Twerknasty]

Because you touch yourself when I sleep

 

[osudude]

Have you considered getting into MLM?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

You sound boring.

 

[Nimrod]

Have you considered getting into MLM?

No, whats that?

 

[Nimrod]

You sound boring.

Yeah.. You're correct, just imagine the sad clown in an iron lung.. Thats me right now.

 

[I Am Legion]

Laziness is sin. Go build something, plant something, eat something, be something.

 

[Leonard Haid]

I have been sitting here for 3 hours ..

I cant do anything!

I think theres something wrong with me ..

What's wrong with you? Just the wrong mindset. It's OK not to do anything.

 

[MMA since 1993]

 

[tonysmasseuse]

I have been sitting here for 3 hours ..

I cant do anything!

..

Try this on for size mate:
Take away the "I think theres something wrong with me"
Add nothing
And you've got zazen - the zen art of just sitting.

Zen buddhists practice for years to accomplish that, and you can already do it!

 

[Nimrod]

Laziness is sin. Go build something, plant something, eat something, be something.

I am doing something, but its just not much, i am posting here, and also watching clips of people being crushed by heavy vehicles.

Is there something wrong? I think i maybe broken.

 

[Nimrod]

Try this on for size mate:
Take away the "I think theres something wrong with me"
Add nothing
And you've got zazen - the zen art of just sitting.

Zen buddhists practice for years to accomplish that, and you can already do it!

Ah.. So i am doing it right.. Feeeuuuwww

Its ok then?

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

The only solution to this is booze.

 

[Halge]

Hang in there Ron. Tell April to get you lunch.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Pommistan needs more cultural enrichment.

 

[Nimrod]

The only solution to this is booze.

I was thinking more along the lines of some heroin. My body aint active but my mind is.

 

[Nimrod]

Pommistan needs more cultural enrichment.

Will it hurt?

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

I was thinking more along the lines of some heroin.

 

[Nimrod]

If i had the energy to get up and get to my computer i would be all over the darkest of nets.. But alas im just gonna have to lie here and imagine.