Who would win in a no rules fight to the death between T-bone and Justin Beiber.

[Ton]

This thread has been inspired by recent events and is self explained by the title.

I have seen Justin Beiber in pictures with some MMA fighters, so i bet he has at least a little training in striking and maybe even grappling. He can also use his high pitched vioce as a distraction.

T-bone is a 53 year old with a background in lifting and giving advice. He also has had a few months of BJJ training and is currently somewhat injured.

To keep this grappling related, since obviously there is not much total experience here: Demian Maia would oversee this contest, and would be free to interfere as he sees needed.

Discuss.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Wasteland would win.

 

[jack36767]

I have the studio gangster by injury default

 

[j123]

lol

T-Bone via thread discussion exhaustion

 

[mattemate]

The Biebs by tube steak choke.

 

[T-Bone]

No rules?

Right cross, left hook to body, left hook to head, clinch followed by 3 vicious knees to midsection. Match over? Nope. I finish him off with a Reverse Monkey Clutch.

The RMC is a grapple move.

-T

 

[j123]

This thread has been inspired by recent events and is self explained by the title.

I have seen Justin Beiber in pictures with some MMA fighters, so i bet he has at least a little training in striking and maybe even grappling. He can also use his high pitched vioce as a distraction.

T-bone is a 53 year old with a background in lifting and giving advice. He also has had a few months of BJJ training and is currently somewhat injured.

To keep this grappling related, since obviously there is not much total experience here: Demian Maia would oversee this contest, and would be free to interfere as he sees needed.

Discuss.

Wait.. why beibs.. shouldn't this be T-Bone vs Jack(whatever amount of numbers in his name)

 

[Ton]

Wait.. why beibs.. shouldn't this be T-Bone vs Jack(whatever amount of numbers in his name)

I feel like this is a fair match-up. I think Jack832905723857923 would probably squash tbone.

 

[jack36767]

Wait.. why beibs.. shouldn't this be T-Bone vs Jack(whatever amount of numbers in his name)

lol, normally I'm not into elderly abuse but hey T-bone said age is just a number and he doesn't feel old. So lets set it up

 

[jack36767]

I feel like this is a fair match-up. I think Jack832905723857923 would probably squash tbone.

Fair? Like one arm tied behind my back?

 

[T-Bone]

lol, normally I'm not into elderly abuse but hey T-bone said age is just a number and he doesn't feel old. So lets set it up

Millennial vs Baby Boomer.

You'll get a trophy for just showing up. I'll earn my victory.. DOH

-T

 

[Ton]

Fair? Like one arm tied behind my back?

no, im saying the beibs match is fair. matchup vs you is not.

 

[jack36767]

Millennial vs Baby Boomer.

You'll get a trophy for just showing up. I'll earn my victory.. DOH

-T

Nothing about me fits the description of your typical millennial. And I've actually earned my experience and don't want an online promotion. Soo yeah when are you free to get this over with. I need a warm up

 

[jack36767]

no, im saying the beibs match is fair. matchup vs you is not.

Even with one arm tied behind my back ?

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Hopefully they get each other's belts wrapped around each other's necks somehow and both pass out.

 

[rmongler]

Millennial vs Baby Boomer.

You'll get a trophy for just showing up. I'll earn my victory.. DOH

-T

Boomers were all hippy leftists or crypto-leftists who made america suck again.

 

[Kieran_Doc]

I want to have a laugh at this but as a white belt (in TKD so according to some of you, it's a no belt) who has given advice, I feel kinda hypocritical

 

[T-Bone]

Boomers were all hippy leftists or crypto-leftists who made america suck again.

Then you're really going to hate what the Millennials do.

-T

 

[T-Bone]

I want to have a laugh at this but as a white belt (in TKD so according to some of you, it's a no belt) who has given advice, I feel kinda hypocritical

You'll be okay. They don't like me because I am am anti ground and pound in MMA matches, and I entertained the idea of online belt promotion.

If you know more than the snobs, pretend you do don't. They like when you post stuff like "yeah, I thought my advice was solid, ya know, thinking my experience in non bjj activities would translate. So thank you for illuminating the glaring flaw on my part."

I do not play that game.

-T

 

[Kieran_Doc]

You'll be okay. They don't like me because I am am anti ground and pound in MMA matches, and I entertained the idea of online belt promotion.

If you know more than the snobs, pretend you do don't. They like when you post stuff like "yeah, I thought my advice was solid, ya know, thinking my experience in non bjj activities would translate. So thank you for illuminating the glaring flaw on my part."

I do not play that game.

-T

The online belts are a good idea but I'm not too sure about no ground and pound. I can see why you would ban it though.