-Somebody who knows how to work a flamethrower
-An NA sponsor (for management... I'm pretty sure at least the owner snorts coke immediately before conducting football operations)
- A pumpkin with a pair of sunglasses on it and a clipboard nearby
- Someone who's good at Madden.
... could all work as well as, or better than, Huej if Jackson
My choice would be the Chud, though. He seemed to have potential and was somehow a Browns fan (plus who the fuck wants that job?). Ironic that they fired him in his first season when it was supposed to be a process (because "high standards")... suck more afterwards and fire that coach... get Jackson, and suck Gloryhole Girls amounts of dick, then make history for doing even worse the next year, and STILL somehow think this guy is good enough to keep on board for next year.
They could just as soon rebrand as the lemmings and chase a kickoff off of a cliff.