Who should play Trump and Kim in the inevitable "Trump vs Kim" movie?

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  1. Katsumi Yamada

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    Hi everyone.

    Tomorrow could be one of the most important summits in world history, if it goes well we can have peace with the rogue nation and if it goes badly the nukes could fly.

    Trump and Kim will meet 1 on 1 (w/ translators) for a couple of hours before their advisors join the meeting. This should be be a highly fascinating meeting...if something momentus happens then I'm sure there will be a movie made about it.

    Most major historical events seem to have them.

    But who should play Trump and Kim?
    Both have been portrayed by actors in TV and Film, mostly in a comedic manner. But how about in a serious movie?

    Something like frost nixon or another drama movie.

    I say for Trump:

    Gary Oldman (safe choice). He won the oscar as Winston Churchill and would have another opportunity to don the fat suit here. He can convince us he's anyone.
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    And for Kim...
    I wanted to say Song Kang Ho. One of the most respected Korean actors. He has played serious men and bumbling idiots perfectly so he would be perfect as Kim. But he's already 51.
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    Alternative choice would be a kid called Yoo Ah In. I've only seen one movie but he is a very great actor.
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    Most likely he could act through Sherman klump-esque prosthetics.

    What do you think?
     
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    Only if its a sci fi involving time travel to change the course of the meeting.
     
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    For Kim? Margaret Cho.
     
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    Didn't know Trump and Kim Kardashian had a connection. Someone fill me in on this.
     
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    Probably by now there's been at least one Korean couple with the surname "Kim" that's named their child "Kardashian".
     
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