Who looks better right now: Leo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt (no homo)

[Streeter]

What happened to Leo's Head? His head looks like a watermelon. Hes not fat but his head looks like hes 350 lbs. He on HGH or something.

As for this question answer is always Brad Pitt

 

[ssBaldy]

lol Tarantino's face looks like a car crash
poor bastard

yours would look the same if you lick as many feet as Quentin. it is optimal feet-licking face shape.

 

[Caudillo]

Bro those are dress shoes, you never wore dress shoes before? they all have heels like that

Those look like the normal dress shoes.

dress shoes give like 1 to 1.25 inch of lift according to the internet, regular shoe is like maybe 1 inch tops. Would you say? tennis shoes/sport shoes i have measured mine all around 1 inch exactly. Some dress shoes i have yeah around 1,4 inch heel.

I think the ones Brad Pitt is wearing is more than 1.25 inch, like 1.5 inch.

It is a much bigger platform and heel than Leo. And Leo is listed as taller than Brad pitt according to Celeb height and is younger. Now age doesnt shrink a man until like past age 80 (men dont have osteoporosis to worry about), but usually their is a correlation of slight decrease over like 45 or 50 because of men posture being poor and lack of exercise. Lets assume Brad Pitt works out and keeps good posture so he is same height as when young. But yeah Pitt is looking taller than Leo

https://www.celebheights.com/s/Brad-Pitt-371.html

https://www.celebheights.com/s/Leonardo-DiCaprio-15.html

 

[ookii]

Leo's head to face proportion is turning into Haley Joel Osmont

 

[Caudillo]

Bro those are dress shoes, you never wore dress shoes before? they all have heels like that

Those look like the normal dress shoes.

dress shoes give like 1.5 inch of lift, regular shoe is like maybe 1 inch tops. Would you say? tennis shoes/sport shoes i have measured mine all around 1 inch exactly. Some dress shoes i have yeah around 1.5 inch heel.

Brad is like 56 Leo is still in his early 40s. they both look good still and props to Tarentino for losing weight his face is looking slim

low body fat % the key starting point for male attractiveness. Men are attracted to all body fat % and levels on women. But low body fat is like the basis starting point for women. Even fat and chubby women can get a 6 pack man off tinder, they get spoiled and many dont consider non lean men as their first choice even if they (the women) are overweight.

 

[Alphaboy]

This is why listed heights are not to be taken seriously.

 

[Ethan Hawke]

Tarantino

 

[dissectingaorticaneurysm]

Titanic was 1997. Leo looked his pretty boy self until 2004, where at 30 he hit the wall hard. By 2006’s blood diamond and the departed he looked much older than he did even in the aviator (filmed 2002).

Some guys just don't transition to mature adult gracefully. Pitt was started off as a pretty boy too, but he matured into a distinguished gentleman. Leo was a prettyboy who just got old but kept his babyface so it ends up creepy and awkward.

dress shoes give like 1 to 1.25 inch of lift according to the internet, regular shoe is like maybe 1 inch tops. Would you say? tennis shoes/sport shoes i have measured mine all around 1 inch exactly. Some dress shoes i have yeah around 1,4 inch heel.

I think the ones Brad Pitt is wearing is more than 1.25 inch, like 1.5 inch.

It is a much bigger platform and heel than Leo. And Leo is listed as taller than Brad pitt according to Celeb height and is younger. Now age doesnt shrink a man until like past age 80 (men dont have osteoporosis to worry about), but usually their is a correlation of slight decrease over like 45 or 50 because of men posture being poor and lack of exercise. Lets assume Brad Pitt works out and keeps good posture so he is same height as when young. But yeah Pitt is looking taller than Leo

https://www.celebheights.com/s/Brad-Pitt-371.html

https://www.celebheights.com/s/Leonardo-DiCaprio-15.html

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Don't smoke kids.

 

[Squall Leonhart]

Pitt is turning into old Shawn Michaels while Leo is turning into Jack Nicholson.

Right on the nose.

 

[TestosterOWN]

Thinly veiled homosexual thread.

Dude he said no homo. Come on now

 

[SuperHoss]

Pitt actually looks better now than a few years ago. He was looking like shit during that divorce with his drinking.

Problem with Leo is his head grew like a melon when he got into his 40s. Same issue Rogan has.

Are you crazy? There is a reason that Bobble heads have become so popular. Giant, bulbous Tito Ortiz heads are all the rage now. Brad's pinhead is a throwback to the 20th century. Nobody wants that anymore.

Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's a virtual planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick

 

[MidgardSerpent]

Hmmm.. and Tarantino is supposed to be 6'1, but's he's the shortest one between the three. Must be quite the lifts for Pitt and Leo.

 

[Oogie Sharp]

Definitely Pitt is better looking. Leo was handsome as hell growing up, definitely envious of the p he must have been able to pull.

These days he looks like some greasy, barrel-shaped creepy motherfucker. But that's just my opinion

He needs something...stop smoking, go to a gym, eat vegan... definitely needs to put some work in.

It just looks like Pitt has been living the healthier lifestyle..and he's reaping the benefits later in life.

 

[punky brewster]

That's Leo's Dad. Gives you an idea where he'll end up...

As a shareholder of "Just for Men" hair color products?

 

[Caudillo]

This is why listed heights are not to be taken seriously.

did you see my above post? Brad Pitt is clearing wearing thicker heels. And Celebheight also pegs Brad pitt as shorter than Leo also based on their own statements. Pitt has never claimed 6ft but Leo has.

The foot wear is noticable look at their heels.

 

[Caudillo]

Definitely Pitt is better looking. Leo was handsome as hell growing up, definitely envious of the p he must have been able to pull.

These days he looks like some greasy, barrel-shaped creepy motherfucker. But that's just my opinion

He needs something...stop smoking, go to a gym, eat vegan... definitely needs to put some work in.

It just looks like Pitt has been living the healthier lifestyle..and he's reaping the benefits later in life.

it is also genetics. Brad pitt was basically 40 in Troy yet looked younger and in better shape then most late 20s men.

Somehow 54 year old Robert Downey Jr. is better looking than both, despite the years of drug abuse.

not aesthetically. I mean maybe he beats leo because of lower body fat but even then he (downey jr) is a manlet. But i guess overcome by his platform heel shoes and status. But average women will choose leo over downey jr.

Brad pitt has a much better face. closer to golden ratio and better symmetry and jaw line and eye area.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Brad's hairline is 200x better than Leo's

 

[minute bull]

Hang on, let me roll over and compare them.

 

[drstrangelov]

The both look good, and neither appears to be wearing lifts in his shoes. Pitt is thinner which looks better in that tuxedo. Most men’s suits are designed with his build in mind, the more you stretch away from that, both vertically and horizontally, the worse the clothes tend to look.