Who in the world is paying to see this movie?

It's an actual footage of Seagal's special op.
 
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Maybe I would have watched RVD in a sniper movie, but not if Seagal is in it.
 
How is it at all believable that Seagal's fatass is in the military? He knows they have to run, right?
 
It's weird how much Afghanistan looks like Southern California in this movie.

Also, at least he's wearing a hat/du-rag the whole time. That way if I see this cinematic turd, I won't have to look at that rat pelt covering his scalp.
 
Official Tagline for this movie, for real: "He's watching your six."
 
I will watch the fuck out of this movie. Bunch of liars in here saying they wouldn't.
 
Only good thing he's been in the last two decades:

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I got $50 on it being more Oscar-worthy than 'murcan Sniper
 
.....I'll probably end up watching it.....
 
Won't watch, not even for free. This fat fuck never dies in his movies, and from what I heard his a bitch on set. Last Seagal movie I watched was machete where as usual he goes his way, in a pathetic suicide. Fuck you sensei!
 
When I had a video rental business, this shit rented so well it was ridiculous. My brother and I were just mystified by not only this stuff, but the absolutely terrible straight to DVD horror movies that people always grabbed. We'd be trying to get people to rent more awesome stuff and they'd be all "Nah, I'm gonna get Boa Vs Python".

One regular that came into our store literally rented every movie that came in. Whenever our shipment came we put aside 1 copy of each movie, no matter what it was, and hed rent and watch it.
 
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